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JE - Desperate Measures - Uchi/Ryo

Apr 12, 2007 23:50

Title: Desperate Measures
Pairing: Uchi Hiroki / Nishikido Ryo
Rating: PG-13
Author Notes: I finally finished this. Wow. Inspired by Ryo fanboying Leah Dizon and me hating on her. WRITING IS THERAPEUTIC OK. Anyway, I hope you enjoy this. Light-hearted RyoUchi ftw? :D? D:? I'll dedicate this to zoeycleybourne, because she was begging for mor RyoUchi!

( And even though Uchi now talks to him, he still won’t let Ryo hug him or kiss him or even give him head. Ryo does not like this new development because a) Uchi has started to drink again, and b) Ryo is not getting any. )

kanjani8 pwns you in the face, news is the best ever ever ever, drunkards for the ultimate win, je has eaten my brain, ryo is a bitter old man

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carey_chan April 12 2007, 22:19:58 UTC

now THAT was fun XD~
even though I like ryo top better XD

helicoptersky April 12 2007, 22:37:09 UTC

Thank you! :D
Glad you liked ♥

anyotherknight April 12 2007, 22:22:21 UTC

Oh. Oh my god. This is brilliant. ♥

*flails*

“Well,” Ryo muses, “Mostly I just really like her boobs.”

Oh, Ryo, has Nishikido-mama never told you that honesty will kick you in the nads?

helicoptersky April 12 2007, 22:38:06 UTC

Wheeee, THANK YOU!!! ♥ ♥

Maybe Ryo just isn't the smartest cookie and chose to ignore Nishikido-mama :D :D :D

twirlingleaves April 12 2007, 22:26:38 UTC

OMIGOSH I THINK I LOVE YOU. ♥ THIS IS SUCH A PERFECT FIC. *adds to memories*

"Why are you walking funny?" Koyama asks curiously.

"Shut up," Ryo says, "I am not walking funny. You just can’t see with your small ugly eyes."

THAT PART IS TOTALLY THE BEST. AHAHAHAHA. Ryo asking the NEWS members what he should do is really funny as well. Outgoing, lol, Tego, is that how you describe your slutty state? *bricked* Also, d'awww at Yamapi sulking that is so cute. ♥ And KoyaShige is as always such an awesome couple. I love them so. <3

helicoptersky April 12 2007, 22:33:31 UTC

EEEE THANK YOU! ♥ *GLEES*

Evil Ryo FTW ♥ And ahahahah slutty Tego ftw as well. They all amuse me so much ahkdsglsd

Glad you liked! ♥

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helicoptersky April 12 2007, 22:32:26 UTC

I love Ryo's shallowness like nothing else in this world.
OK, that's a lie. BUT I LOVE IT A LOT :D :D

That sounds like a lot of LOL. Esp. if Ryo walks in on them XD

darkeyedwolf April 12 2007, 22:29:37 UTC

THIS IS BRILLIANT. *DRAWS HEARTS ALL AROUND IT*

helicoptersky April 12 2007, 22:31:11 UTC

YOU READ IT. YOU REALLY DID EVEN THOUGH IT IS NOT ARASHIFIC

ILU WOLFIE ♥

darkeyedwolf April 12 2007, 22:34:28 UTC

ILU MORE FOREVER AND EVER. YOU KNOW THAT, RIGHT? ♥ ♥ ♥ I love your Ryo and your Yamapi snarking about linguistics and SMALL UGLY EYES.

Marry me. ♥ ♥ ♥

helicoptersky April 12 2007, 22:36:19 UTC

DUDE WHAT ARE YOU, JIN?! WE ARE ALREADY MARRIED LIKE FIVE TIMES, DUMBASS. But ok, let's have a commitment ceremony or something ♥

HEY, NOW I CAN SEX YOU UP LEGALLY. THAT'S NEW. AWESOME.

♥

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