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JE - Desperate Measures - Uchi/Ryo

Apr 12, 2007 23:50

Title: Desperate Measures
Pairing: Uchi Hiroki / Nishikido Ryo
Rating: PG-13
Author Notes: I finally finished this. Wow. Inspired by Ryo fanboying Leah Dizon and me hating on her. WRITING IS THERAPEUTIC OK. Anyway, I hope you enjoy this. Light-hearted RyoUchi ftw? :D? D:? I'll dedicate this to zoeycleybourne, because she was begging for mor RyoUchi!

( And even though Uchi now talks to him, he still won’t let Ryo hug him or kiss him or even give him head. Ryo does not like this new development because a) Uchi has started to drink again, and b) Ryo is not getting any. )

kanjani8 pwns you in the face, news is the best ever ever ever, drunkards for the ultimate win, je has eaten my brain, ryo is a bitter old man

Comments 64

riccichan April 12 2007, 22:30:00 UTC

“Shut up,” Ryo says, “I am not walking funny. You just can’t see with your small ugly eyes.”

LOL, I can SO hear Ryô say that!! Poor Koyama. But he's probably used to it by now. XD

That was fun to read!

helicoptersky April 12 2007, 22:34:42 UTC

Ahaha yeah I'm sure Koyama doesn't take it to his heart anymore. Didn't Ryo once tell him to open his eyes during a photo shoot?? LOLOL. Oh Ryo.

Glad you enjoyed! ♥

ptoridactyl April 12 2007, 22:46:37 UTC

LOL
i nearly spat my shapes out if i had covered my mouth with my hand!! xD
imaginary pets on play dates? LMAO

helicoptersky April 12 2007, 22:48:57 UTC

Hahahah and I didn't even have to make this one up!! They wrote about it all by themselves :D :D

God I love JE ♥

pinkpapyrus April 12 2007, 23:27:46 UTC

Okay, so.

BASICALLY I WANT TO HUG YOU FOREVER. ♥

For the sulking over "linguistics," and Ryo's bitchitude and Uchi's CRAFTY SEXY WILES. XDXDXD

YES.

ILU.

helicoptersky April 14 2007, 22:21:54 UTC

I WANT TO HUG YOU FOREVER TOO SO THAT'S FINE ♥

Actually I want to lock you into a closet and make you write porn forever and ever ...... forget I said that. *does Jedi mind trick*

I AM SO GLAD YOU LIKED IT!

♥

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helicoptersky April 14 2007, 22:23:03 UTC

Ryo would totally say that to Koyama DON'T EVEN LIE OK.

Also, do you believe in polygamy?! IF YES THEN YES LET'S GET MARRIED

♥ ♥ ♥

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helicoptersky April 14 2007, 22:23:35 UTC

Maybe his inner fanboy will come out .. when he's drunk? XD

THANK YOU ♥