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[helfrozen]

this is blue!

no, that is an untruth. this is a liar. a liar named kat, I am blue's one and only solemeat!

today I walked into her kitchen to find a seemingly pregnant blue scrubbing the green off her cupboards. look at how hot it was. you can scrub my cupboards any day, baby. ohhohohohoho.

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[selphine]

Blue, you look absolutely radiant. Actually, you look rather green. Radiantly green. Pregnancy must be agreeing with you.

[helfrozen]

i was, til kat stepped on our baby.

[rainfire]

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

hahaha this makes me GIGGLE

[helfrozen]

you're on MY team. oh oh oh, you. i do love you. yes i do. did you know that? i have mermaids on my phone to remind me of you, & your number is saved as SaraH Mer.

aahahah.

[rainfire]

that is RIGHT! i AM on your team.

i am going on a diet.

did you get my text messages?

i am sad tonight; adam has horrible luck. fired again, and might be getting sued by the AMC to pay back the unemployment he got, because they fired him "with good reason."

it is really stressing me the hell out. i want to cry, at the moment. i don't know what devil i have to slay so he won't be bothered anymore. i seriously feel like it's some creature or god or demon preventing him from having a normal job-life. i don't know what he did in a past life to deserve this rotten hand.

anywho. yes, i text messaged you, a night or two ago. i don't know if they got there, but i sent them to the right number.

k well it's time for me to eat. i am teh unhappy person with my phatness. hahaha phat

and i am LORVE JOOOO

lorving,
sara

[helfrozen]

oh dear. poor adam. that's got to suck like a plague of leeches. the poor boy. it's starting to get ridiculous. what was their 'good reason' for firing him

[emuslayer]

Mutated baby. Tee hee.

[helfrozen]

it is the fault of kat's poor genetic material.

[sammerine]

hahahahah.

yeah I forgot I popped our baby with my foot a while later because I accidently bounced the poor child into the cat litter :-/

[helfrozen]

*laughs* because you're a very bad father. a very bad dad. in fact, you are not a flea, you are a gorilla instead!!!! i, however, am quite the wife.

[chair_of_doom]

This is cher, add me to your friends list. This account is not going to be updated, I am simply using this so I can read your journal without having to use my other account because I will be switching passwords and only updating where a keylogger is not stealing my password.

Have a nice day.

Cher

[chair_of_doom]

BLUE!!!!

4 months and 8 days til our birthday!

Just thought I'd tell you.

Love joo, my birthday-mate,

Cher