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this is blue!
no, that is an untruth. this is a liar. a liar named kat, I am blue's one and only solemeat!
today I walked into her kitchen to find a seemingly pregnant blue scrubbing the green off her cupboards. look at how hot it was. you can scrub my cupboards any day, baby. ohhohohohoho.
please try and contain your jealousy. it's hard, I know, but I have faith in you.
also: what she probably doesn't know before I forget is that I stole her big piece of quartz, we missed each other. haha. now you know and she never will. doesn't that make you feel special.
no, that is an untruth. this is a liar. a liar named kat, I am blue's one and only solemeat!
today I walked into her kitchen to find a seemingly pregnant blue scrubbing the green off her cupboards. look at how hot it was. you can scrub my cupboards any day, baby. ohhohohohoho.
please try and contain your jealousy. it's hard, I know, but I have faith in you.
also: what she probably doesn't know before I forget is that I stole her big piece of quartz, we missed each other. haha. now you know and she never will. doesn't that make you feel special.