Two reasons I felt stupid yesterday ( Read more... )

My dad called today and told me a joke about male genitals and then hung up before I could even know if I should laugh or not. Ah, Christmas.

I've spent the better of the last three days being sick and out of commission. Thankfully, that has gotten me out of my literary criticism class, and conversely, i had to leave work early today (it's actually NO money, mo problems, if you didn't know). Due to this, I've spent an exorbitant amount of time at the house. While at said house, I've ( Read more... )

In a decidedly negative turn of events, I have decided to add a new kind of post to my lj. Today marks the first of the "Why Will Doesn't Like ______" posts ( Read more... )

I reclaimed my face today ( Read more... )

in the past month, i've learned:

1. not to stand on ladders on top of beds
2. not to stand on ladders while intoxicated
3. not to stand on ladders stacked on top of other ladders
and
4. i have a new found fear of heights

that is all.

dear new house (eet fuk house ( Read more... )

sonic youth was excellent last night.

yes, i do love the new angels and airwaves CD. shut up. i don't even care. stereo delay is like kryptonite to me. just ask the edge.

if there were ever to be a dish entitled breakfast soup what would it consist of? my guess was pancakes and eggs floating around in a cup of syrup. what's yours ( Read more... )

I drank decaf last night for the first time ever, and in doing so, felt like I was at least 36 years old. This also brought me to the realization that I am either ( Read more... )

what do you think christopher robin from winnie the pooh ever grew up to do for a living?

first person to make a joke about christopher robin becoming a transvestite or something does NOT win a prize.