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hedbonesoftruth

[Column 14] Ashes to ashes

Nov 29, 2007 20:06

I thought that I had come close to death before; that I had stared it in the face. I've seen war zones, riots, murders. I've seen mutant blood orgies. Today, however, I am disgusted and horrified ( Read more... )

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warconductor November 30 2007, 02:09:35 UTC

Do you really want me to get up and do something?

For I rather suspect you will not like what I do.

hedbonesoftruth November 30 2007, 02:23:43 UTC

I rather suspect your mommy didn't love you enough.
If you don't plan to help make things better then feel free to keep sitting around with your thumb up your ass.

warconductor November 30 2007, 02:27:54 UTC

How cliche, Mr. Jerusalem. Surely you can think of better? Perhaps my mother was a whore and I walked in on her and her clients.

And in my view, better would involve adding guns and swords and a more controlled burn, I think. Perhaps a prelude of missiles and primary invasion force of ghouls to help clear for ground troops.

But then again, better is all in the eye of the beholder, isn't it, Mr. Jerusalem?

hedbonesoftruth November 30 2007, 02:53:38 UTC

Perhaps your daddy fucked you in the ass in lieu of a bedtime story. Or maybe you were just born a fuck up.

Better is in the eye of the beholder. Like I'd like to behold your nuts being staple-gunned to your asshole. Thatwould be better.

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a_roving_eye November 30 2007, 02:23:30 UTC

What do you expect should be done about a girl who can make you spontaneously combust upon sight, sir?

hedbonesoftruth November 30 2007, 02:24:52 UTC

There has to be some way to make her stop doing it if something made her start. Someone must know her. Know why this is happening.

If there's no other way, then.... Someone can shoot her. Sure. Fine.

browning_baby November 30 2007, 03:49:37 UTC

.... it's an option I'm still keeping open.

hedbonesoftruth November 30 2007, 04:00:45 UTC

It's strange, I normally revel in the thought of shooting children. This one just seems a little tragic. And not tragic ha-ha, like usual.

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stungunkohai November 30 2007, 02:45:00 UTC

A... girl? A girl's doing this?

hedbonesoftruth November 30 2007, 02:54:56 UTC

Yes. Some people seem to know her. I think her name is May or Maya. Something like that. Mai, maybe.

stungunkohai November 30 2007, 02:57:39 UTC

...She must be so upset!

I'm going to go help. There has to be a reason she's doing this!

hedbonesoftruth November 30 2007, 03:06:37 UTC

You're going to want to be careful getting close. Proximity will get you burnt black as shit. She knows it, too. She's trying to fucking warn people.

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