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hedbonesoftruth

[Column 14] Ashes to ashes

Nov 29, 2007 20:06

I thought that I had come close to death before; that I had stared it in the face. I've seen war zones, riots, murders. I've seen mutant blood orgies. Today, however, I am disgusted and horrified ( Read more... )

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warconductor November 30 2007, 02:09:35 UTC

Do you really want me to get up and do something?

For I rather suspect you will not like what I do.

hedbonesoftruth November 30 2007, 02:23:43 UTC

I rather suspect your mommy didn't love you enough.
If you don't plan to help make things better then feel free to keep sitting around with your thumb up your ass.

warconductor November 30 2007, 02:27:54 UTC

How cliche, Mr. Jerusalem. Surely you can think of better? Perhaps my mother was a whore and I walked in on her and her clients.

And in my view, better would involve adding guns and swords and a more controlled burn, I think. Perhaps a prelude of missiles and primary invasion force of ghouls to help clear for ground troops.

But then again, better is all in the eye of the beholder, isn't it, Mr. Jerusalem?

hedbonesoftruth November 30 2007, 02:53:38 UTC

Perhaps your daddy fucked you in the ass in lieu of a bedtime story. Or maybe you were just born a fuck up.

Better is in the eye of the beholder. Like I'd like to behold your nuts being staple-gunned to your asshole. Thatwould be better.

warconductor November 30 2007, 03:03:23 UTC

I rather think I'm a product of my times.

I'm afraid there's quite a line. Unless you can convince me to let you cut.

hedbonesoftruth November 30 2007, 03:13:49 UTC

All times produce some waste.

I got a long shitlist. Maybe the schedules will line up.

warconductor November 30 2007, 03:18:32 UTC

But my time produced the Holocaust. And the Ardennes Massacre. And the Western Theater.

And the production of artificial vampires.

We can only hope.

hedbonesoftruth November 30 2007, 03:26:25 UTC

And the ashes of an insane fuckhead when his vision of a world full of blond, inbred retards came crashing down.

Yeah, your time took a great big dump on the world that took a long time to wash away.

warconductor November 30 2007, 04:08:38 UTC

It did.

And so I raised it from its ashes fifty years later to come again. And we will come again and again and again.

We can't be stopped when it comes to war. It's what we do best.

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