the starfish story

[heckers]

so there was this story i heard at girl scout camp a long time ago and it goes like this

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[inkandbullets]

oh. my. god. that was the best story ever.

akiko i fuckin miss you. how have you been?

[heckers]

i miss youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!! my like rocks less!!! is softercore!! total cinemax no penetration is my life without you! i am still looking for a job. i hate. hate. writing cover letters. but! i hate being home more :D

LOOOOOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and what's up?

[inkandbullets]

i totally hear what u mean. i hated writing cover letters too. we should chill sometime.

i'm workin with mice. that's about it...kinda boring lol

[heckers]

si si si!!!

[cashdogg827]

aww I remember that story!! I also remember the not so pleasant one about the kernal of corn O.o

[heckers]

you make me remember bad {verbal} touch.

[black_lace_4_u]

did i ever tell you that i love reading your posts. they always make me days brighter.

[heckers]

you make my days brighter!

[nehoc85]

Oh, but see clearly you have to cut the starfish in half. That way they can regenerate and replicate twice as fast (They find this to be very asexually pleasing).

[heckers]

the last time i asexually cut something in half, he didn't grow back. :D hehehe