I don't get very much mail, and I'd like it to stay that way.

[heavy_flow]

National Geographic is the magazine equivalent of a crazy date who, when you don't call back for another date after the first, keeps trying to get in touch with you.

I just got a letter from them that had printed in big bold letters on the envelope "DID WE DO SOMETHING WRONG?"

Guess what? You just did. Quit bothering me!

Comments

[raspberries]

oh my lord
that is hilarious

[embassyrow]

the way you treat your publications is despicable, smells. you go through them like... something disposable.

[mgarriga]

elliot, this is maria. aka mgarriga/1shift, 2shift, redshift, blueshift/spykitty/etc etc etc.

i have added you to my friends list. add me back?

[heavy_flow]

hey, maria, thanks for adding me! i'm happy to be your lj friend, as you're always going on about something interesting.

btw, i finally got to meet gala this weekend. we had a pretty good time, even though it mostly just consisted of watching crazy people flail around.

hi

[block1of4]

this is reu. i added u. add me back! <3