I don't get very much mail, and I'd like it to stay that way.

[heavy_flow]

National Geographic is the magazine equivalent of a crazy date who, when you don't call back for another date after the first, keeps trying to get in touch with you.

I just got a letter from them that had printed in big bold letters on the envelope "DID WE DO SOMETHING WRONG?"

Guess what? You just did. Quit bothering me!