Aurora Sparrow: An example to women everywhere.

[araeph]

TITLE: COTBP Tales of the Abandoned Wife

CULPRIT: ValueMyHeart

SUMMARY: Tortuga is suppose to be a pirates dream right? WRONG! Meet Aurora, the wife Jack left behind long ago. Only now he reliezes that he wants her back, but what is she doesnt? A deal is struck, who will won? Jack the pirate? Or Aurora the abondoned wife?

Best Chapter:Ahem

Comments

[darth_gojira]

I'm just picturing it: "I'm very flattered but my life my love and my lady is the sea" "NO, IT ISN'T!" *Sue drags Jack off*

And since when is the poster boy for Syphilis a sex object? Oh yeah, Johny Depp.

[araeph]

Isn't it sad how you can kind of see Canon!Jack fighting to get out? "Maybe if I'm lucky, I can abandon her and go off with my ship--gaaah, she came back! Okay, maybe if I'm a jerk to her--goddammit!" Sue won't let him go permanently, of course, but you can see Jack's putting up a good fight.

[trinityday]

So…he’s mooning over the sleeping form of some other guy’s wife?

I personally prefer it when Jack moons over someone else's wife than his own.

[araeph]

You might have a point, there.

[vervainwolf]

I was doing fine until she switched Captain Jack Sparrow for that OTHER Jack-on-a-ship. Then I was rolling around on the floor, laughing hysterically.

[_niphredil_]

I could not bring myself to read this entire... thing. It isn't so much a story, as a horrible rape of the English language. And it makes my eyeballs bleed. Profusely.

The atmosphere was growing thick between them; she swore she had stopped breathing.
Oh, if only...