Bender 7 - Event! It's a bird, it's a plane!

[heartstar_blues]

[[Location:  IN YOUR YARD!]]

[It's about that time again.  This time with a new twist!  The Captain is sober!

The Captain just had a regain!  Though it wasn't any power he remembers having.  He is as light as a feather!  And he floats at the slightest breeze or nudge!  The fact is, when the regain hit him a slight breeze went by and away went The

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[passes_out]

[He was having a conversation with Calleo who just appeared in his kitchen by some strange force and just happens to look over his shoulder through his kitchen widow. He shakes his head and blinks, having a whiskey in one hand, putting the glass down to see who was....fluttering in the breeze with his clothes.]

What on....

[He steps on the porch and notices that nothing seemed out of the ordinary except for this stranger.]

What are you doing?

[heartstar_blues]

[The Captain was holding onto the clothes line. Another breeze and his feet went out from under him and were dangling in the air floating. He looked panicked!]

Oh ☠☠☠☠ I need help. I keep floating off!

☠☠☠☠ do you have like a brick or something?

[passes_out]

[With a start, he went right into his tool shed and grabbed rope and the two cinder blocks he uses to hold up his car when he changes the tires.]

I'll be right there!

[He ran, as quickly as he could with all that weight, toward the stranger and tied the rope to the blocks then around the stranger.]

What is going on around here? Everyone seems to be reacting strangely.

[heartstar_blues]

[By the time he came back, The Captain had his eyes closed. Knuckles white as his grip on the rope was as tight as he could make it. He was whispering to himself.]

Oh please, oh please, oh ☠☠☠☠, oh please.

[When he felt the man tying him down he looked both surprised and infinitely relieved.]

Oh thank ☠☠☠☠ christ man....

I'll take mailbox for $200

[katto_katto]

[As he would do in any of these situations...]

[He laughs madly.]

Re: I'll take mailbox for $200

[heartstar_blues]

Why are you laughing!? I'm going to ☠☠☠☠ die!

[The Captain was sober enough to realize he was in a lot of trouble.]

Why aren't you helping!?

[katto_katto]

It amuses me. Why stop the show?

[heartstar_blues]

I am going to ☠☠☠☠ you and then kill you and then ☠☠☠☠ you again....

[He was angry, he was not about to beg yet. He might beg but first step in his own little world was anger.]

[spunky_explorer]

[Coraline hears shouting and runs to the master bedroom, opening the window there quickly. Due to the Seeing Stone's influence the Captain's image changes in her mind to look like someone she knew from back home.]

Mr. B! What are you doing here? Practicing again? I don't think mom and dad will really like it if you do it so close to their bedroom window though!

Oooh thats even better!

[heartstar_blues]

☠☠☠☠ kid call for help! I'm The Captain!

[As he tumbled by. Helpless to the whims of the wind.]

lol I posted this before I checked my inbox so I didn't know which one to go with |Db

[spunky_explorer]

[But all she sees is enthusiastic acrobatics.] I don't think you need help being amazing, Mr. B!

I like yours better! Hehe.

[heartstar_blues]

[The Captain would just tumble away. Calling out behind him in his final words.]

☠☠☠☠ you kid! ☠☠☠☠, I'm going to die!

[The Captain curses at kids.]

[bloody_hime]

*Hime is watching you hanging from the mailbox while wearing your clothes.*

... So this is what the town decided to do to you.

[heartstar_blues]

[Arms wrapped around it for dear life.]

I keep floating away... I think I am ☠☠☠☠ here.

[bloody_hime]

*Hime sighs, the walks over and holds out her hand.*

Grab me and I'll bring you into the house.

[heartstar_blues]

[He's hesitant. It appears he's looking for a knife in her other hand. After a moment though he reaches out and takes her hand. He is as light as a leaf! And large enough to catch plenty of breezes.]

Thank you! ☠☠☠☠ I thought I was a goner out there.

[crunchitize_me]

[Remember your twin-in-name, bro? Well, he's nowhere to be seen--yet, that is. In his place is an average sized, seemingly normal wolf stopping to sit and stare at the scene taking place on the mailbox. Why he's had the urge to chase things--even in human form--is beyond him. So far he's managed to take down two mailmen, one paperboy, and a 1950s Chevy truck. Now, he's trying to figure out what he should do with The Captain.]

[heartstar_blues]

[He saw the dog wolf and was pretty desperate.]

Here puppy, puppy, puppy.... ☠☠☠☠...

[He reaches out a hand snapping his fingers remembering how his friend's dog kept thinking The Captain had food when he did that. Of course that made him slip and The Captain was now floating and rolling in the air. A perfect thing to chase...]

☠☠☠☠! No!

[crunchitize_me]

[A steady stare--

and he's going after his pant leg with a growl. Primal instincts, go.]

[heartstar_blues]

[The Captain in mid air would see it coming! He'd try to flail and roll to get his hands and legs in the air. It was hard having no control over how the wind moved you. He was at least giving the pooch a chase.]

☠☠☠☠! Bad dog! Bad! ☠☠☠☠ go find a bone or something. ☠☠☠☠.