41st Hangover - The Best Birthday Present [Backdated to 8/7/11]
[The Captain decided to gather a lot of fireworks.
No expert on how to set them up, he's going to just do this the stupid easy way.]
A) [Action | 950 Beulah Street back yard}
[Housemates or neighbors might notice The Captain has a lot of fire works and is tying them together ( Read more... )
No expert on how to set them up, he's going to just do this the stupid easy way.]
A) [Action | 950 Beulah Street back yard}
[Housemates or neighbors might notice The Captain has a lot of fire works and is tying them together ( Read more... )
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.... only, to her delight, it's a body. A really really burnt body. She's going to wonder if it's dead or not, but she'll just be poking it with a stick and giggling ]
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The bit of a flame, from what's left of the pants, flares up as it burns up the gas.
He groans and tries to curl into a ball to avoid the poking stick.]
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MY GOD THIS SMELL IS GROSS ]
Ewww!! This corpse smells so bad! It doesn't smell like the other corpses [ at the same time this is somewhat nostalgic. she doesn't smell this smell too often ]
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Not dead, not yet...
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... and she's setting off her own off in the sky next to The Captain. Sucks to be you Cap. ]
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She'll probably get to see the smoking moron hurtling towards the park when he's done being bounced around by the big booms.]
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Ya still alive down there, Rummy?
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Maybe... all I smell is burning.
Is this hell?
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[Scout hops down and surveys the scene.] I gotta say, that was a nice display. Was it worth torchin' yerself tho?
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Wincing.]
I'll tell you when my head stops pounding...
It looked good though, right Doc?
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[As the makeshift fireworks display begins, Balin's train of thought goes something like this:
"what the fuck is that man doing"
"how is even flying like that"
"okay, he just used himself as a flying fireworks platform, is he suicidal"
"no, he's probably superhuman if he's doing that and flying at the same time"
Meanwhile, Balin bursts into laughter, fueled by disbelief at the audacity of The Captain.]
Wow. That really makes up for missin'a Fourth of July!
[Of course, no one's told him exactly what happened on the Fourth, here in Mayfield ...]
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Of course, at the end, the smoking super hero falls towards the earth again.]
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-Oh, shit!
[Maybe the guy wasn't as invulnerable as he thought. He takes off running down the street, towards the location where he saw The Captain fall.]
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His clothes are in tatters but he seems to be outwardly okay.]
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Whoa man!
Way to do soem serious damage!
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Thanks... did it look good?
Couldn't tell, the first flashes blinded me.
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You could see those explosions for miles!
Y'need help outta there?
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[He's not going to turn down help.
He seems fine, except for his clothes, but that battering probably knocked most of the sense out of him.]
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