*Glances at the beginning.* ...well. That explains why they had pads and tampons in part 1 despite no-females-because-of-badfic. The man-periods are spreading.
"I know...come here.."The baffled man got out of his daze and straddled the bed behind Zexion. (And this is where I imagine a cartoony scene where the bed rears up like a horse and Lexaeus rides it and tries to tame it.) Ded nao from lulz. This is why none of the Organisation was in Timeless River. We would be too busy laughing at them to take it seriously. XD
(How do you differentiate between “hot” and “hott” when talking, btw?) *Zexion.* What are Devices and why do you pronounce the capital D? Alternatively, Hot-t-t-t-t-t-t-t!
"A ferris wheel? Lexy, can we pleeeaaase?" (That... that was evil. Please, tell me the real Zexion is at least somewhere safe.) Zexion is being held hostage in the failthor’s closet. Don’t worry, the other senior members are launching a rescue mission as we speak.
Of course, everyone knows Marluxia wasn't that great at any sport, as he was pitching
( ... )
Or maybe these are all thirteen-year-old girls disguised as the characters. That would be more believable.
And yeah, I'm considering putting "straddle" in my list of words everyone says and nobody knows how to use. Seriously, does no one think about what they're saying anymore?
You, my friend, win an internet for referencing Nostalgia Critic.
I stared in confusion at that eye explanation for quite some time. I was so lost as to how to approach it to begin with I just stayed back for fear of rupturing my brain.
True, so that makes this a case of Gyroid-ism. That's actually worse.
*Checks a dictionary.* "To sit or stand with a leg on each side of something"? Because that would be proper use of that word... But yeah, there are a LOT of occasions where I'm tempted to leave a review that just says "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means".
Yaaay, internet! :D *Clings to it and retreats into a corner.* My preciousss.
tl;dr version: Eyes do not fall out because of rogue baseballs and Zexion and Lexaeus should know better than thinking so and Zexion should at least know what happened to Xiggy's eye. I got a bit carried away ranting about the Biology-fail. A bit. XD
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"I know...come here.."The baffled man got out of his daze and straddled the bed behind Zexion. (And this is where I imagine a cartoony scene where the bed rears up like a horse and Lexaeus rides it and tries to tame it.)
Ded nao from lulz. This is why none of the Organisation was in Timeless River. We would be too busy laughing at them to take it seriously. XD
(How do you differentiate between “hot” and “hott” when talking, btw?)
*Zexion.* What are Devices and why do you pronounce the capital D?
Alternatively, Hot-t-t-t-t-t-t-t!
"A ferris wheel? Lexy, can we pleeeaaase?" (That... that was evil. Please, tell me the real Zexion is at least somewhere safe.)
Zexion is being held hostage in the failthor’s closet. Don’t worry, the other senior members are launching a rescue mission as we speak.
Of course, everyone knows Marluxia wasn't that great at any sport, as he was pitching ( ... )
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And yeah, I'm considering putting "straddle" in my list of words everyone says and nobody knows how to use. Seriously, does no one think about what they're saying anymore?
You, my friend, win an internet for referencing Nostalgia Critic.
I stared in confusion at that eye explanation for quite some time. I was so lost as to how to approach it to begin with I just stayed back for fear of rupturing my brain.
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*Checks a dictionary.* "To sit or stand with a leg on each side of something"? Because that would be proper use of that word...
But yeah, there are a LOT of occasions where I'm tempted to leave a review that just says "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means".
Yaaay, internet! :D *Clings to it and retreats into a corner.* My preciousss.
tl;dr version: Eyes do not fall out because of rogue baseballs and Zexion and Lexaeus should know better than thinking so and Zexion should at least know what happened to Xiggy's eye.
I got a bit carried away ranting about the Biology-fail. A bit. XD
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