*Glances at the beginning.* ...well. That explains why they had pads and tampons in part 1 despite no-females-because-of-badfic. The man-periods are spreading.
"I know...come here.."The baffled man got out of his daze and straddled the bed behind Zexion. (And this is where I imagine a cartoony scene where the bed rears up like a horse and Lexaeus rides it and tries to tame it.) Ded nao from lulz. This is why none of the Organisation was in Timeless River. We would be too busy laughing at them to take it seriously. XD
(How do you differentiate between “hot” and “hott” when talking, btw?) *Zexion.* What are Devices and why do you pronounce the capital D? Alternatively, Hot-t-t-t-t-t-t-t!
"A ferris wheel? Lexy, can we pleeeaaase?" (That... that was evil. Please, tell me the real Zexion is at least somewhere safe.) Zexion is being held hostage in the failthor’s closet. Don’t worry, the other senior members are launching a rescue mission as we speak.
Of course, everyone knows Marluxia wasn't that great at any sport, as he was pitching he hit Xigbar in the right eye with the baseball.. And it just kinda.. Fell." He shrugged as if it were nothing. *Points at avvie.* I'm going to call bullshit on this. Yeah, sure, Lexaeus and Zexion, go ahead and ignore the horrible rape of everything I was taught about the eye during Biology. It’s not like you’re scientists and should really, really, really know better than "pressure on the eye makes it fall out of its socket". I mean, seriously, what the fuck? The guy's got like ten scars on his face alone and he got bested by a fucking baseball? What the hell is this author smoking? Speaking of the scars, isn't it a million times more likely that whatever caused the scars (CoughcoughTerracough) was also responsible for gouging out that eye as opposed to a fucking BASEBALL, even if you don't know that for sure because you're too lazy to go to the Wikia? Eyes are pretty fragile, yeah, but not to the point of falling out when something touches them, or else I wouldn't be able to see on account of wearing contact lenses. And another thing. Timeline goes where? The numbers are indicators of who joined up when, so Lexaeus is number five while Zexion is number six. Marluxia is aaaallllllll the way down there as number eleven. If the Baseball Of +9001 Improbability was responsible for Xigbar's eye, wouldn't Zexion have been there at the time and not have to ask? *Breeeeeeeeathe.* Okay, I'm going out for a walk before I blow a gasket. You are a better person than I am for not tearing those sentences apart to itty-bitty bits.
Or maybe these are all thirteen-year-old girls disguised as the characters. That would be more believable.
And yeah, I'm considering putting "straddle" in my list of words everyone says and nobody knows how to use. Seriously, does no one think about what they're saying anymore?
You, my friend, win an internet for referencing Nostalgia Critic.
I stared in confusion at that eye explanation for quite some time. I was so lost as to how to approach it to begin with I just stayed back for fear of rupturing my brain.
True, so that makes this a case of Gyroid-ism. That's actually worse.
*Checks a dictionary.* "To sit or stand with a leg on each side of something"? Because that would be proper use of that word... But yeah, there are a LOT of occasions where I'm tempted to leave a review that just says "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means".
Yaaay, internet! :D *Clings to it and retreats into a corner.* My preciousss.
tl;dr version: Eyes do not fall out because of rogue baseballs and Zexion and Lexaeus should know better than thinking so and Zexion should at least know what happened to Xiggy's eye. I got a bit carried away ranting about the Biology-fail. A bit. XD
"I know...come here.."The baffled man got out of his daze and straddled the bed behind Zexion. (And this is where I imagine a cartoony scene where the bed rears up like a horse and Lexaeus rides it and tries to tame it.)
Ded nao from lulz. This is why none of the Organisation was in Timeless River. We would be too busy laughing at them to take it seriously. XD
(How do you differentiate between “hot” and “hott” when talking, btw?)
*Zexion.* What are Devices and why do you pronounce the capital D?
Alternatively, Hot-t-t-t-t-t-t-t!
"A ferris wheel? Lexy, can we pleeeaaase?" (That... that was evil. Please, tell me the real Zexion is at least somewhere safe.)
Zexion is being held hostage in the failthor’s closet. Don’t worry, the other senior members are launching a rescue mission as we speak.
Of course, everyone knows Marluxia wasn't that great at any sport, as he was pitching he hit Xigbar in the right eye with the baseball.. And it just kinda.. Fell." He shrugged as if it were nothing.
*Points at avvie.* I'm going to call bullshit on this. Yeah, sure, Lexaeus and Zexion, go ahead and ignore the horrible rape of everything I was taught about the eye during Biology. It’s not like you’re scientists and should really, really, really know better than "pressure on the eye makes it fall out of its socket". I mean, seriously, what the fuck? The guy's got like ten scars on his face alone and he got bested by a fucking baseball? What the hell is this author smoking?
Speaking of the scars, isn't it a million times more likely that whatever caused the scars (CoughcoughTerracough) was also responsible for gouging out that eye as opposed to a fucking BASEBALL, even if you don't know that for sure because you're too lazy to go to the Wikia? Eyes are pretty fragile, yeah, but not to the point of falling out when something touches them, or else I wouldn't be able to see on account of wearing contact lenses.
And another thing. Timeline goes where? The numbers are indicators of who joined up when, so Lexaeus is number five while Zexion is number six. Marluxia is aaaallllllll the way down there as number eleven. If the Baseball Of +9001 Improbability was responsible for Xigbar's eye, wouldn't Zexion have been there at the time and not have to ask?
*Breeeeeeeeathe.* Okay, I'm going out for a walk before I blow a gasket. You are a better person than I am for not tearing those sentences apart to itty-bitty bits.
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And yeah, I'm considering putting "straddle" in my list of words everyone says and nobody knows how to use. Seriously, does no one think about what they're saying anymore?
You, my friend, win an internet for referencing Nostalgia Critic.
I stared in confusion at that eye explanation for quite some time. I was so lost as to how to approach it to begin with I just stayed back for fear of rupturing my brain.
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*Checks a dictionary.* "To sit or stand with a leg on each side of something"? Because that would be proper use of that word...
But yeah, there are a LOT of occasions where I'm tempted to leave a review that just says "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means".
Yaaay, internet! :D *Clings to it and retreats into a corner.* My preciousss.
tl;dr version: Eyes do not fall out because of rogue baseballs and Zexion and Lexaeus should know better than thinking so and Zexion should at least know what happened to Xiggy's eye.
I got a bit carried away ranting about the Biology-fail. A bit. XD
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