The Vampire Diaries series / L. J. Smith (1991)
The Awakening
The Struggle
The Fury
Dark Reunion
The Return: Nightfall
The Return: Shadow Souls
The Return: Midnight

( a lot of them have been published in recent years )

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The girl’s name is Ebony Way
Wants to be kin to Gerard Way
She has three silly middle names
Reviewers always want to flame

A teenage witch with pale white skin
Her best friends act as her cloned twins

[Chorus:] Ebony…Dark’ness…Dementia…Raven…Way

Vampire girl has straight white teeth
Endless despair is underneath
Icy blue eyes like limpid tears
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Christmas is a waste of time and resources. Same goes for Boxing Day, Valentine's day, the summer holidays, Halloween, and every other Hallmark commercial holiday. Screw gift cards. I don't want anything.

Your Language Arts Grade: 100%

Way to go! You know not to trust the MS Grammar Check and you know "no" from "know." Now, go forth and spread the good word (or at least, the proper use of apostrophes).

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You are 100% Knowledgable regarding US State Capitals!

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What American accent do you have?
Your Result: The Midland

"You have a Midland accent" is just another way of saying "you don't have an accent." You probably are from the Midland (Pennsylvania, southern Ohio, southern Indiana, southern Illinois, and Missouri) but then for all we know you could be from Florida or Charleston or one of those big ( Read more... )

You Scored as Horrorpunk

Ah, the horrorpunk. You probably have a fucking devilock, you scary bastard. Nothing against you, truly original in yourself, so keep mass murdering so the crusts have something to bitch about... only kidding.

Horrorpunk

81%

Emo

75%

Crust Punk

75%

Skate Punk

75%

Anarchopunk

75%

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