I got these off of the facebook group I joined: "I'm a Fermata...Hold me." HAHAH AWESOME.
What do you say to a soprano at the door?
-It doesn't matter what you say, she still won't know when to come in.
What do you call a soprano who can sight read?
-An alto.
How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?
-4; one to change it, and the other three
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