Because this is the only place I have for non-Megaten muses

[hat_trickery]

Hayate has decided to explore.

Since she is a Dragon Quest Main Character, 'explore' is code for 'walk into your house and rummage through your drawers'.

Good luck!

Comments

[demifemme]

Who're you and what are you doing in my room???

[hat_trickery]

"Oh, hello again! How've you been?"

Hmm. There might be something nice in that closet!

[demifemme]

Goo... hey! Don't change the subject! What're you doing??? *Woman, touch the kimonos and DIE.*

[hat_trickery]

Blink blink.

"Exploring."

Obviously.

Nothing interesting in the closet. Hey, an underwear drawer!

[what_hacking]

Uh, who are you and what are you doing?

[A Reaper approaches!]

[hat_trickery]

"Hi, I'm Hayate!"

Oh hey, closet.

[what_hacking]

Hey, don't go through my stuff!

[hat_trickery]

Hey, blue jeans.

Please excuse Hayate while she takes off her pants.

[of_valhalla]

*This guy has healing items, armor and weapons stashed everywhere. Including a gun under his arm while he sleeps. So the question just has to be: how lucky do you feel raiding the home of a one-man army, Hayate?*

[hat_trickery]

Hm. Whoever this guy is, he's got weird healing items stashed around. Where are the Healing Herbs?

Anyway, this guy has too many weapons for him to be a civilian, which means he is a fellow traveler!

(Hobo, Hayate. You are a hobo. Not a traveler.)

Anyway, Hayate's gonna nap in that chair over there.

[of_valhalla]

*You will wake up with a very grumpy-looking guy with bed hair glaring at you.*

Who the hell are you?

[hat_trickery]

Please give Hayate a second to push the brim of her giant blue hat up and yawn.

"Oh, hello! I'm Hayate."

[fightsinheels]

*You're in what looks like some sort of military bunker. There is nobody inside. The chests inside have very little in them - a pair of thigh-high high-heel boots, a formal female Templar's dress (you know it's formal for Tokyo Millennium because it actually covers a surprising amount of skin - that much material is expensive!), an ordinary Messian robe made of some very cheap material that is starting to fall apart, and what looks like a maternity gown, also adorned with the seal of the Messian faith.*

[hat_trickery]

Hayate considers the items before picking up the frayed robe. Running it through her hands, she appears to be considering something.

Nodding to herself, she starts to head outside.

[fightsinheels]

*And...guess who's coming in the door now?* ...What were you doing in there? And why do you have my old robe?

[hat_trickery]

"Oh, this is yours? That's perfect! Come with me, please!"

Grabbing your hand, there is a blue glow and the both of you shoot into the air.

[adarkerangel]

*The first room that looks occupied in this church is home to an angel slumbering deeply on a bed. There is a storage chest and a dresser here.

The dresser contains an extra pair of leggings and two extra robes. Sadly, there are no extra masks.

The storage chest contains an assortment of carpentry tools, a small (completely unopened) box of condoms, a neatly-folded long black cape with gold trim, and some bead chains.*

[hat_trickery]

Whoa, what are these things? Hayate is going to investigate the condoms now.

[adarkerangel]

*Just some ordinary condoms. Nothing special. Well. To one from this time. Reading the box might provide some insight.*

[hat_trickery]

Actually reading the box is an act of last resort. First Hayate will try shaking it to hear what's inside!