Because this is the only place I have for non-Megaten muses

[hat_trickery]

Hayate has decided to explore.

Since she is a Dragon Quest Main Character, 'explore' is code for 'walk into your house and rummage through your drawers'.

Good luck!

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[demifemme]

Who're you and what are you doing in my room???

[hat_trickery]

"Oh, hello again! How've you been?"

Hmm. There might be something nice in that closet!

[demifemme]

Goo... hey! Don't change the subject! What're you doing??? *Woman, touch the kimonos and DIE.*

[hat_trickery]

Blink blink.

"Exploring."

Obviously.

Nothing interesting in the closet. Hey, an underwear drawer!

[demifemme]

Why're you exploring in my room??? This is my home!!! Hey! Don't touch that!

[hat_trickery]

Pause from admiring some black panties.

"You're acting kinda weird, you know."

[demifemme]

You're the weird one, going through my stuff and Futo's!

[hat_trickery]

Blink blink.

"How's this weird?"

[demifemme]

You can't just walk into people's place and steal their stuff!

[hat_trickery]

Hayate drops the panties in shock.

"Wait, what?!"

[demifemme]

Whaddayamean, "wait what"??? You can't! It's theft! I don't want you to take my stuff! Even less my girlfriend's!

[hat_trickery]

Staring at you, honestly bewildered.

"Holy crap, you're serious."

[demifemme]

*Shura is stunned into silence for a moment.*

... YES! I AM!!!

[hat_trickery]

"Hold on, lemme sit down for a bit..."

Plopping down on the floor now, mind blown.

[demifemme]

*Shura is even more flabbergasted.* Did you honestly not know that???

[hat_trickery]

"No! What kind of insane world do you live in?! Do cats bark there?!"