The Weekly Tuna SPECIAL: MMMMMMMMMMM: THE RECKONING

[tsunayoshi]

I have to apologize -- I was planning on playing super hardcore catchup last week, but somehow a week passed and I didn't post anything after the manga 288 summary. Oops. Penetant reflection has lead me to determine that the cause of my continued procrastination was because of 1) my procrastinating on finals and 2) my reluctance to summarize

Comments

[x_phenomenon]

My only question is: If Chrome is a girl, and therefore has no dick, how can she possibly succeed someone whom is a bag of dicks?

[tsunayoshi]

OHSHIIII HER TEST WILL BE TO GROW ONE.

[nurikokoishii]

THERE'S ACTUALLY A DOUJIN LIKE THAT. I WISH I WAS JOKING.

[tsunayoshi]

....I WISH I COULD SAY I'M SURPRISED.

BUT I'M NOT, REALLY.

[pattsun]

LAMBO AND HIS ANAL FOOTING. LOLOL

I feel like Spade wants us to take a look at his awesome ass outfit and hips instead.

[tsunayoshi]

Oh man, his hips DO appear to be of the child-bearing variety. He'll shake it like a polaroid picture while he river dances for all of us.

[aki_shijin]

I think he appears to have a pear-shaped body. Tiny up top, but big hips.

Therefore, he is the WATERMELON-PEAR!

[tsubon]

LOOOOOOOOOL WATERMELON

Actually, I think Spade's betrayal was to sleep around with like all of the Guardians. Even though Primo is supposed to be numbah 1! Haha, IDK, it sounds sexier that way.

[tsunayoshi]

THAT WAS MY #2 THEORY, FO SHO. BITCH BE STEPPIN' ON PRIMO'S TERRITORY.

[ijpyu]

YES THERE WILL BE A RAPIST-OFF, GDIT. I AM BETTING MY BUCKS ON THIS.

[tsunayoshi]

Honest to God, I will be hideously disappointed if there isn't.

[kchanlp]

SPADE IS TAKING REVENGE ON THEM FOR ALL THOSE TIMES THE OTHER GUARDIANS SNICKERED AT HIS HAIR! You just watch, next episode he'll pull a Lady Gaga videoclip out of his coat...

[tsunayoshi]

The new sound of impending doom is "RAH RAH A A AH. RUM MAH RUM MAH MAH. GA GA OOLA LA."

[kchanlp]

WANT YOUR BAD ROMANCE!

[tsunayoshi]