This is wicked.

That festival was pretty int'restin', only I never realized witches were just reg'lar people. It was brilliant fun though. Mum didn't let me vote in the contest, on account of she says it's a tool of the patriarchal system that presses unreas'nable expectations on young women an' men, but I liked the boy that fought th' announcer. Served him ( Read more... )

I don't want to keep a dumb diary. That stuff's for girls. But they sent me this from witch school, so I guess I hafta write in it.

I didn't know witches had to go to school. I thought they'd all be too busy blighting crops and flyin' around to do such boring stuff. What's the point of bein' a witch if you still hafta go to stupid school ( Read more... )