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[he_aintheavy]

This... This place... Нет, I know where I am. It has familiar filthy smell. Disgusting odor. Pungent scent. Is dirty smell of Америка. If it is dirty work of Америка, then I will not hold back! Not if he has taken brother away from me

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[kol_shevik]

[Oh hey complaining about America? He picks up the phone and starts to form a word. Russia can totally get behind tha--

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[kol_shevik]

[...

that can't be right. That is the voice of his nightmar--]

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[kol_shevik]

[Slowly hangs up the phone and goes to lock the windows.]

[he_aintheavy]

[THE BEST PLACE TO START LOOKING FOR BROTHERS is to place your face completely on the window of your next door neighbor's house. And breath. Heavily. On the window pane.]

BROTHER! Brother, is that you?

[Starts rattlin' the old window pane. No dirty window pane should get in the way of love rite.]

[like_a_romanov]

...

Oh, no. No.

Not this again.

[he_aintheavy]

Explain.

[like_a_romanov]

And we were just starting to enjoy a relatively pleasant, stalker-free life, too.

[he_aintheavy]

"We"?

Ugly stranger better be quick in good explanation.

[viva_io]

. . .

[COWERING UNDER THE BED. AS SOON AS HE HEARD THAT VOICE.]

W-whyyy...

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[he_aintheavy]

[CHECKING UNDER THE BED FOR BROTHER b-because sadly enough that is a pretty logical place to find him.]

... Ah. Is the cowardly bastard. Нет, is not bad to find you. Have many things to... talk about.

[he_aintheavy]

First, have seen pictures. Almost as if cowardly bastard was... close to me. But is wrong, Да? I am only close to brother, Да? So cowardly bastard will do careful explanation.

Да?

[viva_io]

[SCREAMS]

I SURRENDER I SURRENDER PLEASE DON'T HURT MEEEEEEEEEEE

I didn't do anything it's all the fault of this town here they made fake pictures and I'm not married to you really I promise please you can go live with your brother I don't want to be close to you really it's all right just don't hurt meeeeeeee

[spiritsmoking]

What, another "Russia"? Damn nuts.

[he_aintheavy]

Another? There is only one Russia. He is brother. What does stranger know about brother?

[spiritsmoking]

[that shouldn't explain nearly as much as it does.]

Which one are you?

[he_aintheavy]

I am Belarus.

Now what does stranger know about brother?

[wizardoftheweek]

...This seems oddly familiar.

[he_aintheavy]

Stranger will explain. Nothing familiar here except odor of Америка.

[wizardoftheweek]

Your behavior is familiar. Though your language...

East Slavonic... Perhaps Russian.

[he_aintheavy]

Do not know stranger. But stranger will explain if she knows brother.