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[he_aintheavy]

Bastard with curly hair is now dead. Lived sad, pathetic life. Will not remember him.

Little fake children may mourn outside house.

Comments

[findingponies]

Oh my god, Belarus, like, what did you do?

[he_aintheavy]

Kill.

[findingponies]

I like totally got that. But who?

[he_aintheavy]

Fake husband who dared to get in way of love.

[kol_shevik]

[A-and here we thought-- No. The thought was too good to last.]

Sister, we have had talk about homocide! Promised not to again.

[he_aintheavy]

Have many things to talk with you about, brother.

Fake pictures, Да? Were fake? Ugly fake wife did not lead brother anywhere?

[kol_shevik]

н-нет! Did not do anything with little Anya! Was on fold-out couch!

[he_aintheavy]

Ugly fake wife should sleep on couch.

Brother deserves better.

[properwhitemage]

[There's a gasp and then a click when Porom realizes that she gasped instead of just listening silently like she does to everyone.]

[he_aintheavy]

[OHOHOHO so suspicious. But has nothing to do with brother, so she just registers the gasp into the IDENTIFY list, before sorting it to the INTIMIDATE/DESTROY LATER list.

It is a good and orderly system.]

[properwhitemage]

[You wouldn't kill a completely innocuous five-year-old would you, Belarus?

Okay don't answer that. Porom is going to be REAL careful whenever she listens to this line from now on.]

[hateslonglines]

[There is a long pause...a very long pause. Then a click. He's just in shock, yeah, lets call it that.]

[he_aintheavy]

[IDENTIFY]

[Or in other words, CALL BACK button. Phones are magical devices.]

[hateslonglines]

[Oh god. Not going to answer the phone. He doesn't want to die in 7 days...]

[he_aintheavy]

[Must IDENTIFY who TO KILL.

CALL BACK
CALL BACK
CALL BACK
CALL BACK
CALL BACK
CALL BACK
CALL BACK
CALL BACK
CALL BACK]

[braided_icarus]

What?

[he_aintheavy]

Needs no explanation.