Academy Awards Red Carpet 2006

[hawleygriffen]

This is the post for the red carpetness with links I imagine provided by the speedy Getty Images and maybe changed tomorrow to better pictures if such will exist. This opening paragraph being used to kill time till e! finally show some red carpet, dammit. Awards fashion so far has been okay but I think could've been better - it's gotten a little

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[immortalradical]

I'm loving Keira's top-half (a little too much, in fact), but that skirt looks oddly twisty in the full-length photo.

Bonham Carter amusing, Hayek commendably adventurous (though is the colour really 'her'?), Bullock looking like a reject from Lemony Snicket.

[immortalradical]

Don't worry, Maj. You can have Jessica Alba.

[majuran]

You say that, but I suspect Tom would beat me there.

*cries more*

[ajr]

Oh dear. Now I'm picturing you and Tom as Jake and Heath. My mind clearly hates me.

*sobs*

[majuran]

...

[immortalradical]

Burnell? Beat you? Nevah!

[majuran]

Well it's lovely of you to say but...

... are you just trying to distract me from Keira?

[immortalradical]

Can't talk now. Chatting to Keira.

[hawleygriffen]

And, yet, she appears to be in Hollywood right now at some live awards show. Strange.

[immortalradical]

Can't talk now. Chatting to Natalie.

[majuran]

...

Now you're just rubbing salt in the wound.

[hawleygriffen]

If you were really.... chatting to Natalie, would you also have been ljing with us? Really?

[immortalradical]

Mean. Keen.

[hawleygriffen]

Yes, am sure there's nothing hotter than a man who surfs the internet whilst wooing you.

[immortalradical]

Well, she's on her PDA, too. Like, duh.

[hawleygriffen]

It gets more romantic all the time. Lucky girl.