004 - [Voice] - Paranoia, slightly backdated

Aug 01, 2010 22:01

[The recording picks up in the middle of a sentence, as Perry toys with the communicator. His voice sounds set-in, like he's been muttering to himself for hours. He wasn't exactly intending to press the button until he was ready, but, well, whatever.]-like a fucking quarterback when you've got a giant gaping hole in your defense, when no one ( Read more... )

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bob_fraser_snr August 1 2010, 12:43:35 UTC
Frequently, son. It's the uniform. [He wears it
anyway, all right?]

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hatestriangles August 2 2010, 03:50:33 UTC
How bad is it?

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bob_fraser_snr August 2 2010, 12:09:27 UTC
Not worth complaining about. Just you brought it up.

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hatestriangles August 3 2010, 16:13:30 UTC
Are you sure?

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victimofnoone August 1 2010, 22:09:06 UTC
The Football metaphor? Are you sure you want to stick with that?

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hatestriangles August 2 2010, 03:57:33 UTC
Yeah, I'm fucking sure.

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victimofnoone August 2 2010, 04:50:24 UTC
Fair enough. No, I'm not feeling itchy.

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hatestriangles August 3 2010, 16:22:13 UTC
No weird marks or shit on you?

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doctor_j_crane August 1 2010, 23:02:05 UTC
I'm glad to see that your mental health has improved since I last saw you in zero.

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hatestriangles August 2 2010, 03:59:18 UTC
I'm sure we could all learn a lot from you about mental stability.

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doctor_j_crane August 2 2010, 09:20:35 UTC
I'm sure you could.

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hatestriangles August 3 2010, 16:19:00 UTC
You got something worthwhile to say, or are you just going to keep spouting shit?

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[Private] alwaysinterfere August 2 2010, 03:44:05 UTC
[Joe's mildly concerned, because... He's hung around people who crazy talk like that. He knows when shit ain't right.]

Then you call in one of those big Michael Oher-type brothers to keep your back, kid. Somethin' wrong?

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[Private] hatestriangles August 2 2010, 03:54:49 UTC
Oher's offense. I'm talking defense here, old man. When you're in the line, and their fucking quarterback spots your weak point and you know you're fucked, that's what I'm talking about.

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[Private] alwaysinterfere August 2 2010, 04:02:57 UTC
Well, excuse me. Point being, someone's usually got your back, weak points aside. That's why the fuck you have teammates. Now are you just spouting football metaphors for your health or is there actually a problem here?

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[Private] hatestriangles August 2 2010, 04:08:55 UTC
If you're so sure that's how it works, why don't you go ahead and tell me where the fuck my "teammates" are on this goddamn ship, huh? 'Cause I don't fucking see them.

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I TRIED STAYING AWAY FROM YOU BB, I REALLY DID. patchyatbest August 2 2010, 10:08:48 UTC
[Sounding incredibly bored:]

Itchy?

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LIES. WE ALL KNOW YOU STALK ME. hatestriangles August 3 2010, 16:15:32 UTC
Yeah, you know, annoying fucking feeling, like you want to tear your skin off. Itchy.

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I'M OUTSIDE YOUR WINDOW RIGHT NOW patchyatbest August 4 2010, 17:02:39 UTC
Why do you ask?

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hatestriangles August 5 2010, 12:30:48 UTC
Fuck, I'm curious, okay? That a good enough reason?

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