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004
I think I got out most of my goddamn "runnin' off and joinin' the circus" impulses beat outta me by my dad's fire department buddies. I'll take everyone bursting into song over that one any day ( Read more... ) -
003- Video/Pub Spam
[Joe's got his journal propped up on the bar, while he works behind it. He looks more than a little miffed.]
I'm not gonna ask the same goddamn question that can be answered by "It's the flood," but what kind of wiseass decided it'd be a good idea for me, who, by the way, knows about as much about relationship advice as a monkey knows about brain ( Read more... ) -
002
You can officially consider the bar [he will not say pub, because he is a red-blooded American, you limeys :|] under new management starting tonight. Hours'll be from five to midnight and the same rules still apply- no Inmates allowed, unless they're with a Warden and if I catch anyone dragging Inmates in without their Warden's permission, I'll ( Read more... ) -
001
All right. Let's get the introductions over with. I'm Joe Dawson and I'm a Warden. One lucky Inmate'll get the honor of being redeemed by me and before any of you sons of bitches start drawing straws over who gets the old man, I'm gonna set you straight right now. Yes, I'm over fifty and I feel it. No, I don't use this cane 'cause it looks badass ( Read more... )