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Jan 24, 2011 17:08

Johto ( Read more... )

ryuzaki is my name don't wear it out, cake is important don't question it, off screen the lapras is eating him, *ic, my logic is the best of course, never showing the face, fake kindness up the wazoo, paranoia paranoia, !location: new bark town

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[Text] mad_masquerade January 24 2011, 22:30:15 UTC

[Three strikes and you're out, or so went the phrase. Not that Light particularly cared for baseball metaphors, but Ryuzaki? Law Enforcement? Bakeries? ....Had it really been too much to hope for that if Light had to wake up in some ridiculous world, with some ridiculous Pokemon that it would at the very least be free of this goddamn nuisance?]

I never thought you to be the type to engage in pleasantries.
-Tsuki

text; hatessocks January 25 2011, 00:57:45 UTC

Light-kun.

A pleasure to see you haven't strayed off too far from our chain. It was rather unfortunate to wake up and see that the handcuffs attached to my wrist were unlinked.

It seems we have been kidnapped. At least they had enough sense to send you with me.

[Text] mad_masquerade January 25 2011, 01:28:38 UTC

Likewise. Imagine how distraught I was by our physical separation. However fondly I look back on those memories, perhaps forces unknown felt as though we deserved a break from one another. Let us keep it that way.

Any bright ideas on how to return home?

text; hatessocks January 25 2011, 06:23:25 UTC

Words as smooth as always, Light-kun. Still, I think it would be best if we traveled together nevertheless. Perhaps not handcuffed, but wouldn't you like to be able to return to the Kira case as soon as possible?

I think if we fulfill our roles as decided, we should be allowed home.

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text shocksandawes January 24 2011, 22:30:53 UTC

All the bakeries?

text; hatessocks January 25 2011, 00:58:15 UTC

All of them.

text shocksandawes January 25 2011, 01:01:28 UTC

That's a lot of cake.

text; hatessocks January 25 2011, 01:02:51 UTC

I will not be eating the majority of it. Just testing to see which is the best.

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text. reimprovise January 24 2011, 22:48:24 UTC

A gourmet dining tour? That's quite a unique take on the situation.

text; hatessocks January 25 2011, 00:59:31 UTC

I might as well become acquainted with the selection of food from this region.

text; reimprovise January 25 2011, 01:28:35 UTC

Well, everyone has something they're going for. I wish you luck.

text; hatessocks January 25 2011, 06:24:28 UTC

Many thanks.

[audio] monsterwine January 24 2011, 23:01:22 UTC

Only a Legendary Pokémon could possibly send us home, and they're not even breedable!

text; hatessocks January 25 2011, 01:00:01 UTC

I will make it my mission to test this theory.

[audio] monsterwine January 25 2011, 01:07:09 UTC

What are you, stupid? It's all in the video games!

text; hatessocks January 25 2011, 01:07:48 UTC

I have never played this video game.

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[text] awesome_scott January 24 2011, 23:16:22 UTC

i've heard that some ditto can really breed fast.
[What you don't see, because he's not using video, is that Scott's still a bit grossed out by breeding. ]

text; hatessocks January 25 2011, 01:00:24 UTC

Ditto?