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[Text] mad_masquerade January 24 2011, 22:30:15 UTC
[Three strikes and you're out, or so went the phrase. Not that Light particularly cared for baseball metaphors, but Ryuzaki? Law Enforcement? Bakeries? ....Had it really been too much to hope for that if Light had to wake up in some ridiculous world, with some ridiculous Pokemon that it would at the very least be free of this goddamn nuisance?]

I never thought you to be the type to engage in pleasantries.
-Tsuki

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text; hatessocks January 25 2011, 00:57:45 UTC
Light-kun.

A pleasure to see you haven't strayed off too far from our chain. It was rather unfortunate to wake up and see that the handcuffs attached to my wrist were unlinked.

It seems we have been kidnapped. At least they had enough sense to send you with me.

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[Text] mad_masquerade January 25 2011, 01:28:38 UTC
Likewise. Imagine how distraught I was by our physical separation. However fondly I look back on those memories, perhaps forces unknown felt as though we deserved a break from one another. Let us keep it that way.

Any bright ideas on how to return home?

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text; hatessocks January 25 2011, 06:23:25 UTC
Words as smooth as always, Light-kun. Still, I think it would be best if we traveled together nevertheless. Perhaps not handcuffed, but wouldn't you like to be able to return to the Kira case as soon as possible?

I think if we fulfill our roles as decided, we should be allowed home.

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[text] mad_masquerade January 25 2011, 22:31:39 UTC
[He scoffs. Luckily, or unluckily for L, neither that nor the glare Light is giving his pokegear is conveyed by text.]

What kind of question is that Ryuzaki? Of course I would like to return to the Kira case as soon as possible. [I'd also like to see you dead.]

If you think travelling together will be the fastest way for both of us to "fulfill our roles" as you put it, then I will happily agree. But first, prove to me that you are not an impostor. What was the last thing you remember doing before you woke up here?

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text; hatessocks January 26 2011, 05:01:36 UTC
Correct answer, Light-kun.

I'd rather hear what the last thing you remember was first. I've talked to an acquaintance of mine when I arrived here, there's something that's been nagging at the back of my head because of it.

So, since you are a suspect, it is without question that you should tell me first.

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[text] mad_masquerade January 26 2011, 19:37:16 UTC
It only goes without question if no one is questioning it- which is decidedly not the case at this time, but I acquiesce. We won't get very far by dancing around each other's questions. The last thing I recall is being shocked that anyone in their right mind would grant you a piloting license. Now it's your turn to answer.
What did your acquaintance say that is distressing you so?

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text; hatessocks January 26 2011, 19:57:15 UTC
Why ever would you wonder that? Any good upholder of the law should have a piloting license just in case. Any sort of license at that, even one to carry a gun. It's very helpful in most situations.

It's not so much what he said but how he looked. Last time I saw him he was thirteen yeas old and now he is at the prime age of nineteen. A curious thing, don't you think, when he mentions things about a certain case of ours! Of course, I will wait until we're in person to talk of such matters but for now...

August 2nd, 2002 is the last date I remember. I had just witnessed a date between you and Misa Amane. Unfortunately, what followed afterwards was a barbaric fight between the two of us which I expect an apology for post haste!

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[Text] mad_masquerade January 26 2011, 20:16:36 UTC
Your wisdom on these matters is truly inspiring. If you're suggesting a time paradox, I am glad that I can expect to laugh heartily at a later point in the future. Not at your expense of course.

And I encourage you to keep any expectations you may have of me, realistic. I would not want you to die while waiting with bated breath.

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text; hatessocks January 26 2011, 20:20:49 UTC
Then I hope to laugh with you! As two good friends should do, of course.

How morbid of you, Light-kun. I do not expect to die anytime soon.

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[Text] mad_masquerade January 26 2011, 20:30:49 UTC
The best of friends, you mean? Perhaps we should make a small party out of it. Cake, candy, sugared tea- pick your poison.

It's merely an expression, Ryuzaki. As a detective, shouldn't you know not to search for deeper meanings where there are none?

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text; hatessocks January 26 2011, 20:39:51 UTC
[He just. Stares at the Pokégear for a bit before replying.]

I wouldn't be a very good detective if I did that.

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[Text] mad_masquerade January 26 2011, 21:08:39 UTC
You don't consider it the hallmark of a good detective to accept that a dead end is a dead end? Ah, what am I asking, of course you don't.

[Bitter? Not at all.]

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text; hatessocks January 26 2011, 21:16:04 UTC
How bitter, but I suppose you would be. After all, you don't have my experience. You are just a child.

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[Text] mad_masquerade January 26 2011, 21:35:48 UTC
[Child? ....I'll strangle you in your sleep!!]

And you would not complain if you were in my shoes?

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text; hatessocks January 27 2011, 19:16:58 UTC
You underestimate my childhood.

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