April might have hated most things, but there were some simple pleasures that she always enjoyed, and sleeping on the couch was at the top of the list.
The good news was that when she woke up today, she no longer felt antsy and inclined to bang random
breakfast-making guys or
vampires or whatever or tell
random British chicks they were hot. The
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Said child was blonde and big-eyed and wearing a sweater vest. If April had been a little older, those might have been sufficient warning signs for her to be wary. Not today, though.
"Mom!"
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No, she wasn't your mom, tiny stranger. She was a slacker who rarely had sex. There was a difference.
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She rubbed at her face once more and tried to wake up whatever part of her brain contained her patience. "Do I know you?" she asked, sounding at least a little more awake than she had before.
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