I'm slacking off because I caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan ( Read more... )

i'm the bomb
in case you didn't get the memo

today is wednesday and i have Leadership Communication from 2-3 and then i work the night shift at the mall kiosk ( Read more... )

i shut off his phone and changed my number and now something's come up to where we're going to actually have to play adults for a hot minute.
gross.

i'm sitting in the library listening to a lecture given by two grown men with red hair, a mustache/goatee combo, ponytails, pinky rings and a single left earring. they both speak in monotone and they often thank each other for repeating the same information, but saying it in a different way ( Read more... )

i get to work at the mall today.
i'll be at Metrocenter, downstairs, in front of the Old Navy at my kiosk.
Viva Sticker Place.

feminist criticism is my new calling.
Viva Equality.

i bought mickey avalon's album. he's my new hero ( Read more... )

....and then suddenly, i burst from behind the curtain, reveling myself not only as the man creating the illusion of the wizard of oz, but also stark naked, except for my mismatched galoshes ( Read more... )

Fred didn't show up to the convention today ( Read more... )

I had a dream last night I was trying to help someone who was becoming a bunch of someones and no one else was helping me and I fucking dropped dead ( Read more... )