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[hasprettiestmon]

[Hello you have reached the phone of one Erika.

You may leave her a VOICE MAIL, TEXT, or just CALL her. Leave the date and time and she will get back to you.]

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[07/07]

[stay_classy_cat]

[RING RING MYSTERIOUS PHONE CALL...]

[hasprettiestmon]

[Oh hello what is this mysterious phone call. She does not recognize this number.]

... Hello?

[distortionnoise]

[Oh god what has he gotten himself into.]

...Hey. Next time you try to find someone who will actually love you, why don't you look up and realize that you're asking a fucking tree out? That desperate, huh?

[hasprettiestmon]

[... What. There's a bit of stunned silence, and then Erika can only get herself to sound completely baffled.]

... I beg your pardon?