o6☇More Marketing Ployes By Horrible People

[haselectrolytes]

[Raikou didn't know Blacky. Psychology was boring and she wasn't an electric type, so when the news of her untimely demise shook the school she didn't care. At first. Then it hit her.
What better way to fund her next frivolous giant model purchase them with items geared to take advantage of the former teacher's death?

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[rockinmelody]

[Ness had been pretty bummed out by the news of Blacky's passing, sure. He'd quietly paid his respects when I wasn't tagging, but beyond that there wasn't much else he could do. He hadn't known her very well.

The stand had been a surprise. Curiosity getting the better of him, he ventured a look. ... Was this chick capitalizing on Miss Blacky's death? That seemed sort of-- Wait. Wait hold up. Those images. THEY LOOKED STRANGELY CANINE.

So Raikou just got a really dumb stare.]

... These are for Miss Blacky?

[haselectrolytes]

Course it is, kid!

[Taking down one of the shirts, Raikou pointed to the ears.]

See those? Umbreon ears. Totes her.

[rockinmelody]

[He's looking at those ears, yeah. More of the dumbest staring back at you. That whole not knowing her very well thing? Yeaaaahhh.]

... She was a dog?

[... Oh no.]

[haselectrolytes]

[Has she made you feel miserable yet Ness? No? Well then...]

Kinda? Technically she's a caniform, meaning she's dog-like, and while there's a strong resemblance she's a Pokemon first and foremost.

Not that it matters, bet she pissed on trees like the rest of us mutts.

[reign_of_power]

[Well, Blacky was a pretty good lay, and he is sad that she passed away but, hell, Ganondorf can appreciate this type of marketing and the idea behind it. As long as it's not someone he REALLY cares for...

He buys a Black Rose from you.]

[haselectrolytes]

Thank you. Yer a gentleman and a scholar.

[She'd tip her hat to you if she owned one.]

[things_go_boom]

[athaeytjrsyjtdk she's going to kill you.]

[haselectrolytes]

[ Snnnnneeeeerrrk. You'd have to catch her first Lashikins.]