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o6☇More Marketing Ployes By Horrible People

Jan 19, 2011 01:43

[Raikou didn't know Blacky. Psychology was boring and she wasn't an electric type, so when the news of her untimely demise shook the school she didn't care. At first. Then it hit her.
What better way to fund her next frivolous giant model purchase them with items geared to take advantage of the former teacher's death?

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!game: sumabura_gakuen, -ic: action post

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rockinmelody January 19 2011, 07:23:57 UTC

[Ness had been pretty bummed out by the news of Blacky's passing, sure. He'd quietly paid his respects when I wasn't tagging, but beyond that there wasn't much else he could do. He hadn't known her very well.

The stand had been a surprise. Curiosity getting the better of him, he ventured a look. ... Was this chick capitalizing on Miss Blacky's death? That seemed sort of-- Wait. Wait hold up. Those images. THEY LOOKED STRANGELY CANINE.

So Raikou just got a really dumb stare.]

... These are for Miss Blacky?

haselectrolytes January 19 2011, 07:37:10 UTC

Course it is, kid!

[Taking down one of the shirts, Raikou pointed to the ears.]

See those? Umbreon ears. Totes her.

rockinmelody January 19 2011, 07:39:30 UTC

[He's looking at those ears, yeah. More of the dumbest staring back at you. That whole not knowing her very well thing? Yeaaaahhh.]

... She was a dog?

[... Oh no.]

haselectrolytes January 19 2011, 07:48:25 UTC

[Has she made you feel miserable yet Ness? No? Well then...]

Kinda? Technically she's a caniform, meaning she's dog-like, and while there's a strong resemblance she's a Pokemon first and foremost.

Not that it matters, bet she pissed on trees like the rest of us mutts.

1/2 rockinmelody January 19 2011, 07:53:00 UTC

[The information is sinking in.

Oh no.

Oh no.

Miss Blacky was (basically) a dog.

Oh my god that makes all of this like 50 times more depressing.]

rockinmelody January 19 2011, 07:54:24 UTC

[Raikou are you prepared for the biggest crocodile tears you have ever seen? You better be because THERE THEY ARE.]

Oh no.

haselectrolytes January 19 2011, 08:05:02 UTC

[Oh. Oh no. Most people just got yelly whenever she did shit like this. Not even Zapdos ever got like that and she picked on him more then anyone. No one had ever... had ever... ]

Hey.. Stoppit. Why is your face all leaky?

rockinmelody January 19 2011, 08:16:33 UTC

[Yep, there he was, one of the four chosen heroes of the world that had taken down the incarnation of evil itself... standing in the hallway bawling over a few dog t-shirts. (They were very real tears not crocodile ones Bret has misused that phrase all her life oh my god.)]

Somewhere someone loved her very much no matter what because she was their best friend... just like... just like...

[bbbbbbbb]

haselectrolytes January 19 2011, 08:24:43 UTC

Hey, com'on, yer a big guy...

[Frantically looking around for something, anything, that might works as a placebo for the kid, Raikou did the first thing that came to mind. She wiped his tears.

With one of the shirts.]

rockinmelody January 19 2011, 08:33:07 UTC

[What oh. That snapped him out of the world of status effects pretty quick. Now this was just awkward.]

... Sorry. Uh... My dog died a few weeks ago so... N-nevermind.

[Check out that shirt it sure had some snotty tears on it.]

.... Err. I can. Buy that.

haselectrolytes January 24 2011, 08:28:14 UTC

[Awkward moment of silence is painfully so. Eventually she just tosses the shirt in a nearby trashbin.]

... Don't worry about it. Uh. Sorry 'bout yer dog.

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