3rd Diagnosis | Audio + Text

[hasapainproblem]

Attention idiots and morons of the Elegante:

My name is Doctor Gregory House and since you can't seem to go a week without injuring yourself and some of you fear your robot overlord doctor, part of deck 17 has been turned into a medical center. Well, sort of. Apparently I'm the only real doctor around here. Well aside from that Bones guy. But

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[ntjstapwn]

Either jump over the edge or hang out in carnival.

[hasapainproblem]

You didn't say anything about my boobs.

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[ntjstapwn]

I guess you could smother someone with them, but that'd take awhile.

[hasapainproblem]

It's too late for your compliments now. I'm offended.

Which is quickest?

[chopshopgoddess]

Nice boobs.

[hasapainproblem]

I thought so too.

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[mutedmother]

[House, you're like a large twelve year old. 8U]

I have medical knowledge. I'm a healer, but my powers don't work as well as they used to since I was brought aboard.

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[hasapainproblem]

[Don't be hatin.]

Putting you on call.

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[mutedmother]

[Haters gonna hate.]

Alright. And even if I can't heal much, I'm still pretty good with, um

Sorry, the word escapes me at the moment.

[standardpackage]

It's a well backed up fear. Just go there yerself an' you'll understand. Just go ta' Carnival an' you'll be there in a jiffy.

[He pauses, trying to decide if he should really help this ma- lol boobs]

I can make artificial robotic limbs.

[full_of_spunk]

[Have some loud, obnoxious laughter, House.]

Hah! That's fucking brilliant!

[The sound of Tank Girl typing and chuckling can be heard.]

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<====3 look its a nob!!!