Hey- o, I've got a Christmas show ( Read more... )

I haven't written a short story since I finished Creative Writing 111 at university eight years ago ( Read more... )

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Spent all day doing this. You like?

Some people want to change the world. So do I.

The good cause is fun.

National Invisible Rugby Day!

After a long night of comedian versus heckler, Mr Robertson goes old- school:

John: Where are you going?

Woman: To look at something more interesting.

John: Well, don't look in the f**king mirror, then.

Bad- toom- tish. I'll be here all week, try the veal. I'm not proud.

... is a fantastic point n' click adventure for ages nine to bored. After a slapstick opening sequence, Indy's pixellated escapades will fuse all the whip- cracking excitement of Raiders of the Lost Ark with all the puzzle- solving joy of finding your car keys. "Where are they?" you may ask. Well, LOOK for them. Then, PICK THEM UP. Perhaps later ( Read more... )

Tally- hoo! Toodle- blarney! Pip, pippety, pip, pip, last one in gets a jolly roger in the breeches for king and country and all who sail within ( Read more... )

I hate travel. To get to a gig tomorrow night, it's 10.5 hours on the bus, then 5 - 7 hours by car, then 5 - 7 hours back to London. 20 - 24 hrs of travel just to do half-an-hours worth of jokes. Costs around a third of what I'm making for the gig.

In other news, Coraline is a fabulous film!

We finished the Edinburgh run tonight! 44 shows! Wild times ( Read more... )

42 shows in 21 days. 2 shows remain.

I am tired, but not exhausted - and good things have happened. Met a lovely chap who's going to try to get me some more gigs in London while I'm there, which is good!

Have some gaps I will still need to fill, however. May end up back in Glasgow and Edinburgh for awhile. No real trouble. Should be fun.