DEAR DIARY,

- IT AMAZES ME THAT SOMEONE CAN DIE FOR 19 YEARS, COME BACK, AND SHOW NO SIGNS OF CHANGE. TSK TSK. YOU'D THINK DEATH WOULD SHOW YOU THE LIGHT OR SOMETHING ( Read more... )

DEAR DIARY,

- I AM SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED, I'VE ONLY HAD SEX WITH GINNY FOR THE PAST COUPLE OF DAYS, AS FAR AS I CAN REMEMBER, AND THAT'S REALLY A NEW RECORD FOR ME. IT DOES NOT HELP THAT PANSY IS HOT AND I'M SHACKED UP WITH HER.

- IT'S WEIRD NOT HAVING AS HUGE AN AGE DIFFERENCE SINCE 19 YEARS PASSED BEFORE SIRIUS, TONKS, REMUS, ETC. CAME BACK TO ( Read more... )

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I AM COOLER THAN TOM RIDDLE.