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[harris06]

Dear Israel:

Please learn the difference between limes and lemons, and stop selling me small round GREEN lemons. Guacamole is not nearly as tasty this way. It might help if you didn't use the same word to refer to both.

Thanks,
Ilan

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[zestifyingagent]

hahah...
i can't remember ever hearing a word for guacomole in hebrew, either. maybe *thats* the problem?

[zestifyingagent]

oh and as for your problem, they do sell lime juice in the supermarket, i believe, so that might be a substitute...

[harris06]

hm....maybe i'll give it a shot. i do miss real limes though...

[harris06]

yeah, i think they just call it "avocado salad"

[taxishoes]

YICHS!

[harris06]

i know, right? and everyone keeps maknig fun of me that it's just me and that can't i tell the difference? but they sell then together and under the same name, and they're all little and green

[harris06]

not sure why there's a second ? there...

[sennesh]

aw, buddy, i made guac today too. excellent.

[harris06]

is that a transformer? that rocks

[sennesh]

it is! i took one traveling with me, and took him to the vatican where i posed him for various action shots. i'd be happy to send them to you.

[harris06]

wow. you're insane. send away...