SOMEONE keeps singing retarded, messed up Christmas carols. Badly. Barry is lucky that he's cute, or else someone might have eaten him already.

And now he wants to go to Wal-mart to shop. EW. I don't CARE if all the other stores are closed at this time of night. I want to go somewhere nice.

Why can't we just break in, anyway? HELLO super ( Read more... )

Bored. Visiting Barry/Xander. Gay men=no more boring! YAY!

*~*Firewalled against Xander/BarryYou know what stinks? Like...not being able to have fun. I'm TOTALLY stuck underground because if I poke my head up, evilXander is gonna make me hang out with him some more ( Read more... )

I totally got away from Barry while he was in the bathroom. It really pays not to, you know...HAVE to go to the bathroom. :D DUMBASS.

I should have probably just killed him to get away, but...whatever.

Okay, first off, who listens to crap like Velvet Revolver, anyway? It's all...grrrr-y and STUPID ( Read more... )

The plane was TOTALLY a night flight, but who knew it would be like, kinda daylight out in Cleveland? WEIRD.

I had to travel through the sewers. I mean, really, I can't say EWW enough. EW!

Anyway, I'm stopping by one of the satellite offices to clean up. I do want to look my best afterall.

Plane tickets are totally bought! Yay! Nighttime flight of course.

I'm going to SUCH an awesome surprise!

I need to get a manicure like Britney needs Justin.

Maybe I'll spend my weekend getting like, ALL spiffed up at the spa.

Because, you never really know who you're going to run into. Especially if you're visiting TOTALLY new companies your boss just gave you.

Wilbur has been gone, like forever, now. He did send me a present though for doing such a good job in getting rid of the demon union mucking up the works and our quarterly earnings. MORE COMPANIES! YAY! I'm getting TONS of cute, scented, pink and lilac business cards printed up..."Harmony Kendall, president and CEO"Sounds classy, right? I'm ( Read more... )

SO SO SO SO SO SO SO BORED! Bored-er than anyone has even been boreded before!

I really feel like eating someone.