Blueprints 002: The Cake is a Sentry...?

[hardhat_truckie]

A. Action: Bakery(Well, this was awkward

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[nosoul_nomind]

[When Engie does pause, he will find he's being observed by a young lady who stopped as she passed by. She's been quiet so who knows how long she's been standing there.]

[hardhat_truckie]

(Engie's a little preoccupied. He won't stop until he's done making whatever he's making, so whoever she is she'll have to speak to him to get his attention.)

[nosoul_nomind]

[Ugh but that requires talking to you. She never knows what to say.]

Um.

Hey.

[hardhat_truckie]

(You're in luck. Engie happened to actually catch you talking to him.)

Hmm? Oh, hey there son. Sorry if I kept ya waitin', sometimes I get so caught up in my work. What can I do for ya?

A - Around to try an' bug you.

[princecreepshow]

[He's been bugging the people working at the bakery some times now, so he figures that though the one who's not the most fun to mess with out of the ones working there (Doof, of course), there was a new face there.

Never mind that he's been there for a few minutes already when Engie arrives, and is seated on top of the counter again, without caring about how impolite that was.]

Hello~ New sushi-maker in town?

[Yes, he's been told that there's no sushi in Mayfield (yuck, horrible thought! Who could live without sushi?) several times already, at the very same bakery, even. As if he cares about that.]

Come at me bro~

[hardhat_truckie]

(Engie...has no idea how to deal with this.)

Err...'fraid not stranger. I'm supposed ta be a baker here. Don't s'ppose you know who the other bakers are?

[princecreepshow]

How boring. So many bakers but so little sushi.

There's un vecchio, and some other useless people. [Of course, he doesn't care explaining more than that. Nor does he care if the new guy knows Italian or not.]

[hardhat_truckie]

...pardon? Un-veggio?

A - Action: Bakery

[doofenstrudel]

[Doofenshmirtz is at the bakery bright and early. It's rather necessary when you need to make large amounts of fresh bread for sale throughout the rest of the day. He is just finishing putting several loaves into the oven when he hears someone unfamiliar call out.]

Eh?

[Better see who that was. Customers mean money, and money means pay, and pay means evil lair.]

I'm here. What do you need? Placing an order?

[He's a gangly, slightly hunched middle-aged-edging-to-old guy, with a large nose and bags under his eyes. Also, he's wearing a lab coat under his apron.]

Re: A - Action: Bakery

[hardhat_truckie]

Err...not really. I'm actually-

Hold on a second, are you wearin' a labcoat, mister?

[doofenstrudel]

A labcoat? Yes.

[Ask an obvious question, get an obvious answer.]

So what are you here for?

[hardhat_truckie]

Well, I was told that I'm supposed ta have been workin' here from now on. But before we get ta that, are you...are you a Medic? Or an Engineer?

C

[genkibot]

[Oh look, there's a giant blue spider robot watching you build on the lawn.]

Ooo! What's that you're building? It looks complicated! Do you need some help?

...Does Miss GLaDOS know you're out here on our lawn?

Yay for genkibot!

[hardhat_truckie]

(Engie's a bit preoccupied, what with all the hammering and drilling he's doing. Speak up louder, mysterious spider-bot, because he's really engrossed at the moment.)

[genkibot]

[Oh dear, it must not have heard it. Time to turn up the volume on the voice synthesizing chip. I hope nobody was sleeping nearby.]

Excuse me, sir? Would you like some help? And does Miss GLaDOS know you're here?

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[hardhat_truckie]

(Well, that worked. Engie gives out a yell of surprise and falls off his chair.)

Jesus, Mary and Joseph, ya sure gave me a heart attack! But thanks for offerin'. I'm don't need any help at t-