Add the line "they're a microscopic creature, kinda like yeast" after the first time you say "hotgnomes" and say it with a straight face, and I think you could convince people that you're telling them the truth.
(Yes, you probably wouldn't have to add that line. I realize this. But I'm going to pretend I don't so I can keep my faith in humanity.)
And if you don't publish a scientific paper, you should publish a children's picture-book.
No, it's a perfectly valid point. I just forgot to mention it in my rant.
The never gas only kills certain heatgnomes, it mutates others. So evolution is sped up each time, and the gene pool diversifies, and so we can continue to commit genocide everytime we want to change the heat level.
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you should publish a scientific paper :p
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Add the line "they're a microscopic creature, kinda like yeast" after the first time you say "hotgnomes" and say it with a straight face, and I think you could convince people that you're telling them the truth.
(Yes, you probably wouldn't have to add that line. I realize this. But I'm going to pretend I don't so I can keep my faith in humanity.)
And if you don't publish a scientific paper, you should publish a children's picture-book.
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The never gas only kills certain heatgnomes, it mutates others. So evolution is sped up each time, and the gene pool diversifies, and so we can continue to commit genocide everytime we want to change the heat level.
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