How Stuff Works in the Realm of Redudality.
[20:42:22] superhappydud: do you know why refridgerators work?
[20:42:33] Emily: because they're cold?
[20:42:37] superhappydud: hotgnomes.
[20:42:39] superhappydud: See
[20:42:42] superhappydud: inside a refridgerator
[20:42:52] superhappydud: there are hundreds of millions of hotgnomes, who eat heat.
[20:43:06] superhappydud: And each are selectively bred with certain genes
[20:43:12] superhappydud: and when you want the air to be warmer
[20:43:15] superhappydud: you turn the dial
[20:43:20] superhappydud: which releases a nerve toxin
[20:43:27] superhappydud: killing off hotgnomes with certain genes
[20:43:30] superhappydud: making fewer of them
[20:43:41] superhappydud: so there are less to eat the heat
[20:43:51] superhappydud: and if you want it to get colder
[20:44:04] superhappydud: it releases an aphrodisiac gas
[20:44:07] superhappydud: making them all really.. excited.
[20:44:10] superhappydud: and they reproduce a lot
[20:44:15] superhappydud: and then there are more, so more heat is eaten.
[20:44:17] superhappydud: and it gets colder.
[20:44:41] superhappydud: Now, using this theory, we can make something that keeps things warm (without the use of radiation, a la a microwave)
[20:44:46] superhappydud: and we can call it a rehoterator.
[20:45:32] superhappydud: End Rant.
[20:45:34] Emily: ...
[20:45:39] Emily: where did you come up with this?
[20:46:05] superhappydud: In a conversation with my dad, just now.
[20:46:10] Emily: ah
[20:46:12] superhappydud: He asked me how refridgerators work.
[20:46:13] superhappydud: I told him.
[20:42:33] Emily: because they're cold?
[20:42:37] superhappydud: hotgnomes.
[20:42:39] superhappydud: See
[20:42:42] superhappydud: inside a refridgerator
[20:42:52] superhappydud: there are hundreds of millions of hotgnomes, who eat heat.
[20:43:06] superhappydud: And each are selectively bred with certain genes
[20:43:12] superhappydud: and when you want the air to be warmer
[20:43:15] superhappydud: you turn the dial
[20:43:20] superhappydud: which releases a nerve toxin
[20:43:27] superhappydud: killing off hotgnomes with certain genes
[20:43:30] superhappydud: making fewer of them
[20:43:41] superhappydud: so there are less to eat the heat
[20:43:51] superhappydud: and if you want it to get colder
[20:44:04] superhappydud: it releases an aphrodisiac gas
[20:44:07] superhappydud: making them all really.. excited.
[20:44:10] superhappydud: and they reproduce a lot
[20:44:15] superhappydud: and then there are more, so more heat is eaten.
[20:44:17] superhappydud: and it gets colder.
[20:44:41] superhappydud: Now, using this theory, we can make something that keeps things warm (without the use of radiation, a la a microwave)
[20:44:46] superhappydud: and we can call it a rehoterator.
[20:45:32] superhappydud: End Rant.
[20:45:34] Emily: ...
[20:45:39] Emily: where did you come up with this?
[20:46:05] superhappydud: In a conversation with my dad, just now.
[20:46:10] Emily: ah
[20:46:12] superhappydud: He asked me how refridgerators work.
[20:46:13] superhappydud: I told him.