oozy rat in a sanitary zoo

my life should be a movie

one full of scandals
roadtrips
and complicated relationships

i'm not sure how to capsulize
my summer so far
except to recall
the road trips,
reunions,
ocean swims,
stubbed toes,
libidinous liaisons,
raucous parties,
hazy rememberances,
and
bottles
and
bottles
of
aspirin.

you wouldn't believe me if i told you

all i have to say is that the foodfight was incredibly awesome

and

my computer is incredibly dead

farewell for awhile

it's very odd that i can read one thing and it can immediately alter my mood

pineapple is a gift from the powers that be

getting drunk is the new existing

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