I need to sleep. NOW. Before I steal my dad's credit card or something...

[hank_callahan]

So I checked out this shirt courtesy of a chick I met online? And I got sucked into this website full of...crap. Pure, unadulterated, fucking stupidity.

And now I'm convinced this is the coolest shit ever. I'm starting to go insane...Bee, when you wake up, I will never tease you about shoes again.

The shirt she showed me was this one, which I

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[joebartlett]

Cheesy girly crap?

I so ordered it for you.

[hank_callahan]

Fuuuuuuuuck you...you so did not.

[joebartlett]

Did so. Swiped mom's credit card. Told her it was my girlfriend's birthday.

[hank_callahan]

...my birthday's not until November, freak!

Stop being adorable or I'll have to brain you. I need sleep to deal with your cuteness, or else I'll get all girly and...what's Bee call it, twitterpated? Yeah, twitterpated.

You're twitterpating me. Stop it.

*giggles* 'Twitterpating'...