[journal] dad's a huge jerk and tex totally sold out to the reds, yo...

[hank_callahan]

So the other night, Carbone and Tommy took me out to celebrate my retirement from Slaying? And they called my dad

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[deep_red_bells]

Tex is not Team Red, cockbite, she's Team Blue. Know why? Command likes us more, and she lives with him. And I buy her shoes. So there. :P

No, I don't want to go out.

[hank_callahan]

Dad said he promised her shoes, too. DUDE, BURN. YOU JUST GOT BURNED.

[deep_red_bells]

...Clearly we need to go over what a 'burn' is. And he can promise all he wants, I'm the one that just bought her the camo Blahniks mostly as a thank you gift for her part in saving me from amnesia land. Again I say neener. Don't make me sic O'Malley on you, tomato can.

[hank_callahan]

YEAH SUCK IT BLUES, AND YOU TOO WHITES, TAKE THAT YOU CRACKERS!

[its_notluck]

I didn't sell you out!

[hank_callahan]

You sold out TO us, meaning Dad fully hired you, yo. You're one of US now.

[its_notluck]

Hmm, 'fraid not. Still indebted to the others.

[hank_callahan]

Dork. Come to the dark side, goddamnit. We have cookies...