for fandom_muses: Evidence

[handysparehand]

I've been trying to keep on top of all the dangerous goings on on Earth,   There's really quite a lot to keep up with in that regard.  Earth always seems to find a way to stay right smack in the middle of danger.  It's funny that way.  I always thought alien threats took Sundays off.  I guess because I used to take Sundays off, but really they don'

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[handysparehand]

I think reversal is the wrong word. More like reading between the lines.

[marthajonesmd]

Strange, I'd have thought you would have encountered one or two in your centuries of madness.

And I don't need to see a shrink, thanks.

[marthajonesmd]

That's not very useful. You should have foreseen an eventuality like this.

Are you implying something, Master?

[marthajonesmd]

I can't believe I find myself agreeing with you.

[marthajonesmd]

I'll make a note to avoid it in the future.

[handysparehand]

Oh, Martha. Not you, too!

[marthajonesmd]

But it's just a harmless cat! Anyway, it's just due to camerawork. I'd be more concerned about Youtube infiltrating Pete's World if I were you.

[handysparehand]

But...you've met cat people. Granted, they were the nice variety. But still, camera work can only do so much.

It's a ninja cat!

I'm actually beginning to think Youtube leaked through the rift from Pete's World to yours. Just the other day I was trekking through some forests when a prairie dog gave me a very dramatic look.

[marthajonesmd]

It's not a ninja cat. If it were a ninja cat, it wouldn't have allowed itself to be captured on camera.

Oh, brilliant. You'd better keep an eye out for skateboarding dogs and piano-playing cats, then.

[handysparehand]

Even ninjas let down their guard sometimes. Ever heard of a hidden camera. You saw that thing run, once it knew it was spotted. Classic amateur ninja move. He's still in training, obviously.

First they're ninjas, then they're concert pianists. How can no one recognize this as a truly alarming trend?

[marthajonesmd]

Do the ninja cats have schools, then? Or are they trained by other ninja cats?

I think it's because they're adorable. I mean, people underestimate adorable things all the time. Just look at me.

[handysparehand]

How should I know? That's what I'm trying to figure out. Which I could do a hell of a lot easier if everyone would stop acting like I'm bonkers.

And yes, adorable things are underestimated. Which is exactly my point. And you're an excellent example

[marthajonesmd]

Well, I mean...ninja cats, Doctor. It doesn't exactly make sense, any way you look at it. Maybe you're just restless.