43. I have this urge to lick you

[handy_psychic]

[A streak of chocolate appears across the page before Bridge begins to write.]OK, OK, I HAD to select "lick" just once! My curiosity would not rest until I found out if the "lick" command indeed made you lick and I didn't want to do it on another person, I asked Spike but he said he'd throttle me if I tried (on purpose, anyway), come to think of it

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[subject_e0057]

So it makes you compulsively lick someone? Or. Something. Whatever.

...How terrible it would be if someone were to select it accidentally.

[handy_psychic]

Whatever the nearest object is, apparently. It's an option that comes up every time.

Terribly funny, I'd think. ^_^

[subject_e0057]

...That would explain the stupid fuzzball acting like my toes are made of sugar or something.

I'll have to keep this in mind, then. I'm sure there are situations in which it could prove beneficial.

[handy_psychic]

Ahhh, yeah- Tom's acting like that, too. Spike threatened to take away the stuffed hedgehog if he didn't stop, but I don't think her understands... and, well, cats aren't awfully inclined to listen to their humans in the first place.

Beneficial, or, HILARIOUS.

[lemonshine]

Who did you lick then?

[handy_psychic]

My journal.

It tasted like journal.

[lemonshine]

o.o

I'm being quiet about that licking thing.

[handy_psychic]

I'm inquisitive! It's just... sometimes being inquisitive clashes with being sensible. ^_^

[redrobinhood]

Wait, so that's what this brown spot is? Nasty man.

You should have licked Spike instead

[handy_psychic]

Yeah, in retrospect I shouldn't have done it after eating a piece of chocolate. Ah well.

He'd smack me.

[redrobinhood]

Gross.

Worth it for the look on his face

[handy_psychic]

Why don't YOU do it, then?