43. I have this urge to lick you
[A streak of chocolate appears across the page before Bridge begins to write.]
OK, OK, I HAD to select "lick" just once! My curiosity would not rest until I found out if the "lick" command indeed made you lick and I didn't want to do it on another person, I asked Spike but he said he'd throttle me if I tried (on purpose, anyway), come to think of it I dunno anyone who WOULD agree to such a thing, and it's probably not sanitary to lick Logan Sparky McRuffles the Second because I don't know what he gets up to half the time.
... maybe I should've at least waited til I was done eating, though...
OK, OK, I HAD to select "lick" just once! My curiosity would not rest until I found out if the "lick" command indeed made you lick and I didn't want to do it on another person, I asked Spike but he said he'd throttle me if I tried (on purpose, anyway), come to think of it I dunno anyone who WOULD agree to such a thing, and it's probably not sanitary to lick Logan Sparky McRuffles the Second because I don't know what he gets up to half the time.
... maybe I should've at least waited til I was done eating, though...