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[displacedkiss]

Hey everyone! Jamie here, on an account I don't normally post with, but I am lazy as all hell so here we are. Anyway, a belated Happy New Year to everyone in Holy Relic! We're going on our tenth month now, with March 17th being our first year anniversary! We still have a few original players pushing on with us, and hopefully we'll keep you all as

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Why would you want to tag him?

[trap_factory]

[he's standing outside a shop and seems to be contemplating the idea of just chucking his cupcake at someone else. Humans willingly eat stuff like this? Seriously?]

did someone say chucking food at other people

[tribal_gk]

[And there's Genda, conveniently passing by with-- you guessed it-- a cupcake in hand.]

Lemme get a banana one for you, Joe King (4)

[trap_factory]

[oh, hello, Prometheus knows you...]

Heh, fancy running into you here. Enjoy your trip to the underworld?

[he taunts while weighing the cupcake in his hand]

HEY YOU CAN'T THROW THOSE, YOU DON'T HAVE A MOHAWK - 1.

[tribal_gk]

Tch. Not enough to warrant a return. [Very glad he's in town, though, because he'd rather eat than fight, y'know? But he hasn't touched his cupcake yet...]

What's someone like you doing here? You look like one of those allergic-to-light types.

[enduringwinter]

[Richter's not sure what possessed him to pick up one of these cupcakes. The half-elf wasn't particularly interested in sweets...]

[he just stares at the cupcake in his hand, a bit apprehensive about taking a bite]

[sirenspear]

It's not going to eat itself, you know!

[Cheerily from nearby, with a box-full of cupcakes, herself. for the family, naturally!]

1 GODDESS MARTEL WHYYYYYYY

[enduringwinter]

[he looks up from his red cupcake and catches sight of the Lord Partizan--]

... Aqua?

[YEA, I BLAME THE RIBBONS IN YOUR HAIR AND YOUR COLOR SCHEME 8( ]

AND THEN I ROLLED AN 8. oh my godddd

[sirenspear]

[What's with that look, hmm? Leviathan perks a brow.]

Mmm? Well, I guess that's close enough.

[and with a small shrug, she takes a tiny lick from her pink cupcake, savouring the taste for a moment before her eyes fly open and she's staring up at this suddenly quite handsome man and EVERYTHING IS... JUST WONDERFUL SUDDENLY...]

[beepbeepnya]

[Oh man. Secretly, this raging douche loves sweets. Like hell he'd ever admit it, but goddamn if those didn't look good.

So he sacrifices some of his money, and buys a few to snack on.
And probably hoard. He's a hoarder.]

[powerthatisme]

[this jerk doesn't like sweets at all. Then again, he's never had any particular reason to try them out...]

[yea, he's just going to stare at you oddly, Karkat. How many are you going to get anyway?]

.... 7.

[beepbeepnya]

[He's going to eat all of them.

Not before eating this gross looking purple cupcake. Knock it down the frosting caste by taking it's frosting, hehe.

Currently he's starin' it down. Lousy, goddamn, stupid, high-frosting cupcake.
He'll notice you in a ---]

... What the fuck do you want?

[ ....second.]

6 -- pffft 8(

[powerthatisme]

[don't mind him, he'll just be taking that, ugh, blue cupcake off of ya, Karkat]

Just wondering what you were planning on doing with so many of these.

[Shadow's a bit of a health nut, so this is so far out of his 'favourites' list it probably punched Sonic in the face back in their world. I kid you not--

He'll take a bite of it in a sec. BRB inspecting the hapless cupcake]

[yerawizarderri]

[Eridan actually thinks sweets are pretty gross, but you know maybe he'd give these things a shot. Anything would be better than that damn Faygo that idiotic Juggalo had him try. Granted it wasn't bad or good but hey, whatever lets try some of these cupcakes.]

[all_the_codes]

[Hey. Hey dramafins. You eating cupcakes too?]

[yerawizarderri]

[Eridan was in the middle of taking a bite out of a purple cupcake when he noticed Sollux. So that mustard blood was taking part in eating these cupcakes huh? Why the hell was he over here? Oh well, perfect time to--What. Whoa he was feeling kinda... weird. Almost. Prettier than normal.]

[Hmm what the heck. He felt weird all over, like certain things with his anatomy was changing. After the initial weirdness of it, he brushed it off, not actually noticing much of a change.]

[He was 13, not like there would be much noticing of changes when it comes to gender swapping anyways. That and he was a troll, basically an insect humanoid who wouldn't have the strikingly different anatomical difference that humans had.]

Hey there Sol, I wa--What the fuck! [WHAT WAS GOING ON. HIS VOICE! He looked down over himself. What changed? Why was his voice so different? He felt slightly thinner? If that was the correct word, maybe frailer? Girlish even. In a panic, he rushes to find some shiny surface, something to see himself in WHY IS THERE NOT A

8 oh my eriidan~! ii got the vapor2

[all_the_codes]

[Sollux was used to Eridan being overly dramatic so while he was flipping his shit, it really wasn't any concern for the yellow blooded troll. That and he really just didn't care. Let the arrogant douche do whatever he wants. Sollux was here for the cupcakes after all, not for socializing with Eridan.]

[Like oh hey what about about this pink cupcake. That one looked ok to eat. He could just eat the cupcake and watch Eridan flip his shit. Good plans there.]

[...but.. but what was this? Eridan sure was looking ~*~lovely~*~ today. Trolls think fashion is stupid? Nonsense! That used to be hideous outfit Eridan was wearing just looked amazing on him today. So much so that Sollux didn't think he could possible keep quiet about it. He just had to go over to Eridan and tell him.]

...You know thothe clotheth look really good on you today Eridan.

[Was he smiling at Eridan? Yes, yes indeed he was.]

[doesnthavescars]

[This place was different from what she was used to; it didn't carry the same atmosphere as Everafter nor was it at all like Gold Brick. There was no Pinnochio, no Mr. Piggy... Even her clothing was different.

But at least there were sweets to keep her mind calm.]

These are all quite cute! It's just so hard to decide which one to nibble on.

[A little help would be most appreciated.]

Oh my goodness it's a Goldi.

[ismellarare]

They all look great, don't they?

[Walking over, a cupcake in each hand. CLEARLY THIS IS THE BEST IDEA.]

it is indeed a goldi B)

[doesnthavescars]

[A cupcake? In each hand? Of course it's the best idea! Anyone who thinks otherwise is crazy.]

They do!

[Takes note of the cupcakes in each hand with a small laugh.]

Were you unable to decide as well?

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[ismellarare]

Well, they all just look sooo good, you know?

[She offers one to Goldi!]