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[displacedkiss]

Hey everyone! Jamie here, on an account I don't normally post with, but I am lazy as all hell so here we are. Anyway, a belated Happy New Year to everyone in Holy Relic! We're going on our tenth month now, with March 17th being our first year anniversary! We still have a few original players pushing on with us, and hopefully we'll keep you all as

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[yerawizarderri]

[Eridan was in the middle of taking a bite out of a purple cupcake when he noticed Sollux. So that mustard blood was taking part in eating these cupcakes huh? Why the hell was he over here? Oh well, perfect time to--What. Whoa he was feeling kinda... weird. Almost. Prettier than normal.]

[Hmm what the heck. He felt weird all over, like certain things with his anatomy was changing. After the initial weirdness of it, he brushed it off, not actually noticing much of a change.]

[He was 13, not like there would be much noticing of changes when it comes to gender swapping anyways. That and he was a troll, basically an insect humanoid who wouldn't have the strikingly different anatomical difference that humans had.]

Hey there Sol, I wa--What the fuck! [WHAT WAS GOING ON. HIS VOICE! He looked down over himself. What changed? Why was his voice so different? He felt slightly thinner? If that was the correct word, maybe frailer? Girlish even. In a panic, he rushes to find some shiny surface, something to see himself in WHY IS THERE NOT A MILLION MIRRORS EVERYWHERE WHEN HE NEEDS ONE!?]

[Upon finding SOMETHING. he stares at himself. What, how--WHAT! He looked way more feminine, his features were softer and he looked like a girl--Was his eyelashes PURPLE!? WHAT WAS FUCK EVERYTHING!]

8 oh my eriidan~! ii got the vapor2

[all_the_codes]

[Sollux was used to Eridan being overly dramatic so while he was flipping his shit, it really wasn't any concern for the yellow blooded troll. That and he really just didn't care. Let the arrogant douche do whatever he wants. Sollux was here for the cupcakes after all, not for socializing with Eridan.]

[Like oh hey what about about this pink cupcake. That one looked ok to eat. He could just eat the cupcake and watch Eridan flip his shit. Good plans there.]

[...but.. but what was this? Eridan sure was looking ~*~lovely~*~ today. Trolls think fashion is stupid? Nonsense! That used to be hideous outfit Eridan was wearing just looked amazing on him today. So much so that Sollux didn't think he could possible keep quiet about it. He just had to go over to Eridan and tell him.]

...You know thothe clotheth look really good on you today Eridan.

[Was he smiling at Eridan? Yes, yes indeed he was.]

THE VVAPORS YOU SAY?

[yerawizarderri]

[Eridan was still freaking out, feeling his body because it was so different! He had slightly more of a curve to him and UGH this was so embarrassing! Being a girl was not his idea of cool, this was just how did he--WHAT. Whoa, wait what.]

[Eridan. Slowly turned and looked at Sollux with utter disbelief. His mouth agape. Did Sollux say... What he thought he said? Did he compliment him? IS HE SMILING?]

S-Sol? What's the matter with you?

YE2 THE VVAPOR2

[all_the_codes]

[Yes, Sollux is indeed smiling. It's not as scary as say a Karkat smiling but yeah this is pretty wierd. He can't help himself though! He has to have all the bitches, all of them. That and Eridan is looking absolutely lovely today. ~*~LOVELY~*~]

Ith that purple mathcara you have on?

[Man a lot of things are looking pretty lovely today.]

B) ILL LEAWE MY CAPE ON 1/3 maybe

[yerawizarderri]

[Eridan just. stared.]

[He couldn't even comprehend this. Was Sollux fucking with him? He had to be fucking with him! HAD TO. There was no doubt--Unless.]

[Unless.]

2/3

[yerawizarderri]

[Yes. That must have been it. Sollux had been rejecting his obsidian advances this whole time because. DARE HE SAY IT, YES HE DARE.]

3/3

[yerawizarderri]

[Sollux actually had flush feelings all along! HOW COULD HE HAD MISSED THIS!?]

[But wait. What of Fef!? Didn't that mustard blood--Unless. Unless Fef was just a distraction, a tool, a cover up for Sollux's true feelings!]

[T-This was so unexpected, Eridan didn't know what to think. But--he couldn't turn him down. Not if he--well he hated Sollux, but this was just. He had to take advantage of this opportunity!]

Why. Yes. Yes it is. [Yes he's smirking a charming smirk at you Sollux.]

OMG I AM DYING

[all_the_codes]

[Oh. Oh my, Sollux really liked that charming smirk!. He liked it almost as much as Eridan's black lipstick that suited him much better now that he was girl! Oh god what was Sollux even thinking right now. It just made sense to him.]

Well let me tell you that it lookth abtholutely thtunning on you. Ehehe....

[.... Was that... was Sollux actually getting nervous talking to Eridan? Was nerd boy over here actually crushing?!]

OH GODDD sorry for the delay :c

[yerawizarderri]

Oh? [The smirk just grew.]

Well, I'm not the only one who's stunnin'... [Yeah he's layin down the moves Sollux, are you ready for this? Cuz Eridan is. Even if he's a chick and that is just the fuckin rain on his parade but FUCK EVERYTHING. This is worth the enduring of sogginess!]

haha me too man, me too. :'c

[all_the_codes]

[This... this is like watching a train wreck in slow motion. A lovely train wreck of course.]

[That compliment gets a blush from Sollux and a shy look away from Eridan. Just too embarrassing man, too embarrassing! Let's see if he can change the subject from that then since Eridan wasn't the only stunning thing to Sollux right now. ]

Y-yeah a lot of thingth are pretty thtunning. Thith whole world ith pretty thtunning really.

[yerawizarderri]

But not nearly as stunnin' as you~ [Have a hand on your cheek, he's turning Sollux's face to look back at him. Aw yeah check out that saucy look Sollux. It's at you bby.]

[all_the_codes]

[He's not really sure how to feel about this. He's not really one to like being touched much being the shut in that he is, but for some reason this is nice? It's uh... a bit to much for him though as he's still not directly looking at Eridan even if his head is turned towards him. Aww fuck why can't he stop blushing.]

N-now I wouldn't thay that really...

[The overwhelming amount of lovely. It is almost too much to handle.]

[yerawizarderri]

I would.

[Oh god guess what he's doing, yeah he's leaning in oh god oh what Eridan don't do this, yer above taking advantage of Sollux--wait no you aren't. Have his lips on yours Sollux. How lovely is that?]

[all_the_codes]

[Cue more flustered movement at the incredibly corny words coming from Eridan's protein chute right now. Why was this even working on Sollux? Seriously Eridan ask yourself this.]

[Before Sollux could really reply though here was Eridan kissing him of all things. What. Just.. what. Granted it was still a very lovely thing to do! Sollux just didn't know how to react to that very well. His eyes widened and he tensed up before quickly, but gently pushing Eridan away from him. The push didn't seem malicious at least.]

Eridan... I can't....

[THIS IS LOVELY AND ALL, BUT EMBARRASSMENT IS OVERRIDING THAT.]