Strengthen You Relationship While You Strengthen Your Cuticles.

[handsome_ewok]

You can tell your relationship is serious when you begin to emulate other serious relationships. This doesn't mean the sit-com style of relationship laden with cute glances, baby talk and funny one-liners about having to take out the trash during the big game. It's, instead, the kind of relationship fraught with subtle tension, uneasy staring and

Comments

[sweeeet_pea]

Fag.

[sweeeet_pea]

Kidding. Next time Erin gets Korean on your ass, tell her you want "Buff Manicure", which will give your nails a clean, high gloss, without all the hassle of actual nail poilsh. I swear by the buff mani, actually.

xox

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[incuidicetutto]

Buff manis are the only way to go.

And I hope she gave you a nice hand massage as well.

[handsome_ewok]

Thanks, but I think even knowing what to order next time is gayer than winding up with high gloss polish. Plus I like the polish and accidentally getting it allows me plausible deniablity.

[sui_generis]

Saw the manicure.

It would've looked less gay without all the sparkly rings and the pink fuzzy bracelet, to be honest.

[handsome_ewok]

It would have been less gay if you weren't holding my hand when you saw the manicure.